Ugh, I hate romance, I really do!  If I don't enjoy it, nobody enjoys it. I have a few romance fails;

Pandora; When me and Pandora were younger, Pandora 'computer was broken' and she asked me to 'fix' it. So I came over to her place, and of course, there was nothing wrong with it! She just wanted to kiss me!! Like no, fuck off Pandora. We haven't talked off that incident since.

Dolan; Dolan was about to ask this girl out. She must have not got a brain because  dude you have A massive erection  look at your crotch Everybody, including the girl, laughed at Dolan, and Dolan got mad.

Spin the bottle; I was at a party I didn't want to be in. It was SUPER spin the bottle. That meant we had to say something romantic about the person before kissing them. The bottle landed on this girl, I don't know her name, and I didn't know what to do. 'what do you think of me?' she whispered in my ear 'you smell like puberty and your head looks like a turnip' I replied, being the rebel I am. I think she got very upset, but for some weird reason, she still kissed me. After the kiss, I spat out her germs, and since then, I have no romance life.  im proud of it.