When Pandora turned twenty one, I threw her a huge birthday party at my parents beach house. That night I may or may not have gotten messed up on tequila and decided to go skinny dipping in the ocean. Pandora was worried I'd drown so she called the police who the  called the coast guard. After hours of searching the water with their rescue helicopter,  Pandora was devastated. It was her birthday and there she was thinking I had drowned. But later that night a very drunk and naked me turned up in the streets nearby. Police found me running through neighbours yards looking for clothes to steal. Pandora was so close to breaking you with me and I promised to never drink tequila again.