When I was three years old, I used to watch a lot of television. I even liked the commercials, they were big and epic and crazy things would happen all the time. One of the more over the top being the kool aid man. The kids would scream, hey kool aid man and he'd come busting in. Even at that age, I knew what would happen if I broke anything in the house. I would be regretting it for months on end. Not just from being grounded, but from the ass beating I'd get. Also, I was kinda terrified of the kool aid man so I never dared scream his name. Even though he'd never come in when you'd scream his name, I figured it out these days. So as tempted as I was to scream Hey kool aid, to test it out, I would never dare do it. Not just because the kool aid man was kinda fucking scary but I also didn't want my parents to beat me any more.