7: enthusiasm

So this one I was at a meeting with Dolan, Dolan's brother, Shima and Melissa. Being the rebel I am, I sat on a spin chair with my awesomeness on the table. I found my cigarettes, so I was celebrating by smoking one. Up until that point, I thought I had been doing a pretty good at my job; being a fucking rebel all while working for animation and cartoons. BUT of course, Melissa, Doopie, Goopie, Shima, Dolan's brother, slapped ham, Emoji and Pandora didn't think I was doing a good enough job of it! HEY! REBELS DON'T HAVE TIME FOR ANY OF THAT! That's when Dolan started in on me. He said I needed more enthusiasm, to 'not put my audience to sleep' Like I was doing something wrong! I wasn't. I didn't even have A fucking audience! However, just to please Dolan, I decided to take out my cigarette and be Enthusiastic! Which I was, until Melissa complained that I was sarcastic and horrible. I wasn't! I was telling the truth. stars are caused by huge stinky farts and I love MY job.

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