132: dumbest exuses I've heard

One of my co-workers at a scrap metal business once came in over two hours. He said he forgot to change a tire after running over a broken bottle. I asked him "Then why didn't you just call a two truck?" My co-worker answered "My phone was dead". At that moment, his cell phone rang. "Really?" I said. That was when the co-worker told him to fuck off and be glad that he even showed up. I looked at his car in the parking lot outside the warehouse. None of the tires looked new or recently replaced. My co-worker ended up getting fires a few months later for coming to work drunk.

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