Im very competitive about Identification. I always take my ID ready with me just to make sure nobody tried to sneak by me with a fake floth. But I didn't stop there, if someone over the age of 21 came up without an ID I wouldn't let them in because they didn't have proper identification. The most extreme case being an 80 year old woman who had an ID but it was expired and therefore improper. Being the sick that I am, I didn't let her in. And she got extremely angry with me, "You know damn well how old I am, You son of a bitch". Eventually she brought her husband over who had a proper ID indeed and I said "You can bring your daughter inside but make sure she doesn't drink anything". They were both extremely angry with me and I can't blame them, I was being a real asshole. Not quite sure why I was competitive about that.

What's the craic?