I date crazy women. Crazy women are fun, but one crazy women broke up with me because I had died in her imaginary world. See, she had this fictional type of world that existed outside of reality, mostly inside her crazy head. In that world I died so therefore she could not date me anymore. Deep down on the inside I hoped that was just an excuse to breakup with me and not a real thing going on in her head. Because if it is, she's pretty crazy and I didn't do anything to help. Well, not my problem anymore.