Once I was in a bar and I was drinking a whole lot. And out of the corner of my eye, I saw a woman who had to be at least six foot eleven. She made eye contact with me and I used my finger to signal her to come over. And once she came over I stood up on my stool and I kissed her. She stood there for a few seconds, looked at me right in the eyes and said "You're drunk, little man" and walked away. I'm not a sure person but im sure that day felt like one.

I'm 5 foot six. I'm fourteen.