When I was 18, I moved into a brand new apartment. It was very cold outside when I was moving all my stuff in, so I got sick. The next day my girlfriend sent a text saying "want to hang out tonight?:. Because I was sick, I said no. So at 2 in the morning a brick came through my window. The brick hit me in the leg and broke my knee. A piece of paper attached to the brick said, "Fuck you, I'm breaking up with you, cheater.". Apparently she was there for four hours, trying to hit the second story window.

Because apparently BRICKS are the new way to breakup. Makes so much more sense than just a breakup over text.