When Spinalpalm was In school, he saw a boy, me. I ran up to him and yelled out "BELLYFLOP!" before I jumped out headfirst into the window of a car, which happened to belong to his mum. Spinalpalm fell on the sidewalk, laughing his off, while his mother, who was in the car, laughed too. Then I took off all my clothes and ran down the sidewalk, butt naked, yelling "WHERES MY GODDAMN LOLLIPOP?!" Spinalpalm and everyone who saw me were all laughing their asses off.

Apologizes for not updating yesterday.