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"Hello everyone this is Mumbo and welcome to a brand new series called the Redstoner!"

"Now this is a series that I've been thinking about for a very long time to just show off some of my redstone inventions!"

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The first episode was fine.

It was in an empty world with only a large calculator that only displayed the number 5.

The episode was only a few minutes long.

But Mumbo was a redstone god. So why such a terrible contraption?

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"Hello everyone this is Mumbo and welcome back to another episode of the Redstoner! This is episode 2 and today we have another redstone creation!"

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The second episode was fine.

Mumbo showed off a contraption he called the "Thing a ma Mover" which was not at all very efficient.

It was terrible. It would've been easier to use hoppers or just not use it at all.

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"Hello everyone this is Mumbo and welcome to another episode of the Redstoner! This is episode 3 and today we have another redstone creation! Over there you can see we have the calculator, and over there is the thing a ma mover. Over there is some stuff I might show off later."

Mumbo turns around to a home with no walls. You can see Stress sleeping in a bed with a chest next to her.

"Let's say I've been stalking this person and I wanna get into their valuables."

Mumbo walks over to the chest, sidestepping the door, and looks inside of it seeing some of Stress's personal belongings like her diamonds, diary, underwear, and other personal things that would probably embarrass Stress if she knew someone had saw them.

Mumbo goes back out of the house and shows off his contraption.

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The third episode was fine.

Mumbo coming out and saying he stalked Stress and that he wanted to steal her personal and embarrassing items.

How did he even get her there?

The contraption was poorly built. A door meant to stop someone from entering. The redstone was exposed and absolutely nobody would fall for it. But Mumbo fell for it.

Halfway through a figure ran behind the house and just disappeared.

Mumbo got passed the terrible door once, but he didn't say anything about it, and at the very end he broke the redstone and walked up to the door. But before anything else could happen the episode ended.

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"Hello everyone this is Mumbo and welcome to another episode of Redstoner! This is episode 4 and today we have another redstone creation!"

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The fourth episode was fine.

When he started the episode he threw redstone dust absolutely everywhere.

Mumbo tried to make a farm, but ended up making a tnt cannon. When he tried to explain it he couldn't. He spit out utter nonsense.

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Mumbo was just absentmindedly placing a line of redstone. Then it clipped to the intro

"Hello everyone this is Mumbo and welcome to this episode of Redstoner! This is episode 5 and today we are messing with command blocks!"

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The fifth episode was fine.

Mumbo was playing with command blocks. He put the first command in wrong then sent himself in a loop of full on death again and again and again.

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"Hello everyone this is Mumbo and welcome to an episode of Redstoner! It's episode 6 and today we are using note blocks!"

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Episode six was fine.

Mumbo was showing off note blocks.
Though when he tried to play a tune he created... it exploded.

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The episode starts out with Mumbo looking up at a red sun.

"Hello everyone this is Mumbo here and this is an episode of Redstoner! This is episode 7 and we have another redstone creation."

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Episode 7 was fine.

Mumbo made a machine that was supposed to launch him over lava, but it landed him just a little short every time.

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"Hello everyone Mumbo here and welcome to an episode of Redstoner. This is episode 8 and today we have another redstone creation!"

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Episode eight was fine.

Mumbo made a lucky block that dispensed simple items like cookies and pufferfish. At one point it some how blew up, but other than that it was still the stupid redstone machines that seem to have no purpose.

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The episode started with Mumbo messing with his calculator.

"Hello Mumbo here. Welcome to another episode of the Redstoner! This is episode 9 and today we have another redstone creation under the red sun!"

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Episode 9 was fine.

Mumbo made a set of stairs with pistons, and only pistons. It wasn't effective, or efficient at all.

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"Hello everyone this is Mumbo and welcome back to the Redstoner! This is episode 10 and today we have another redstone creation!"

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Episode 10 was fine.

Mumbo made two machines that made repetitive sounds that got very annoying at times.

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"Hey everybody this is Mumbo and welcome to another episode of Redstoner. This is episode 11 and today we have another redstone creation!"

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Episode eleven was fine.

It was a literally a field of activated redstone. Like Mumbo had literally given up with his ideas.

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"Hey Mumbo here and this is an episode of Redstoner! This is episode 12 and today we have another redstone creation!"

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Episode twelve was fine.

Mumbo went over all of his inventions. What really was notable was the red sun. The red sun motivated Mumbo to build everything he built.

But then... he just stared at a black wall.

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"Hello Mumbo here and welcome to an episode of Redstoner. This is episode 13 and today we have another redstone creation! Now the redstoner world can be kinda lonely. I know I'm surrounded by my beautiful beautiful inventions, but the only people kinda got scared off." Mumbo looked over at the abandoned home that Stress had been in only episodes ago.

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Episode 13 was fine.

Mumbo made a machine that was supposed to make best friends. He brought the best friend around on a lead and showed them his inventions.

Though Mumbo made it clear that he was lonely.

But what really stood out is when he said it....

"The Red Sun Never Sets"

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"Hey Mumbo here and this is Redstoner. I am joined today by my good friend Grian." Mumbo started his intro in his redstoner world.

"Hello!" Grian said looking around the small world.

"I don't think you'd understand a lot of this stuff." Mumbo said slyly hinting at the builder's lack of redstone knowledge.

"You're wrong about that! I know a bit of redstone!" Grian said back, playing along with the friendly "banter".

"Well then what's that up there in the sky?" Mumbo asked gesturing up towards the red sun.

"Uhhhh..." Grian replied stumped at what the blob was.

"That's the red sun made out of redstone." Mumbo said, and Grian just nodded.

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Episode 14 was fine.

Mumbo showed off some new and old inventions to Grian.

He ended up killing Grian a few times, but it was all in good fun.

Then....

Then he lured Grian into his hast invention. He called the invention "Now I'm Never Gonna Be Lonely Again". He covered the invention with Grian trapped inside ignoring the distant calls from Grian.

He would never be lonely again.... They would be friends forever!

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"Hey Mumbo here and this is Redstoner. I am joined today by Iskall." Mumbo started his intro in his redstoner world.

"Hey Mumbo I heard that you did this with Grian a while ago. Where is he? I haven't seen him in a while." Iskall said taking a look around.

"Oh he's fine." Mumbo said.

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Episode 15 was fine.

Mumbo showed off multiple inventions that didn't do what they were supposed to do. Iskall heavily critiqued Mumbo's inventions.

Mumbo got to his final invention after arguing with Iskall about how practical his inventions are and how they work.

Mumbo asked why his light wasn't working, and Iskall walked forward onto a pressure plate and into a trap door.

Iskall fell.

Everything is ok.

If Mumbo ever needed help he could always go to Iskall for help now.

"I wish the sun would set!"

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"Hey guys, Mumbo here and this is Redstoner. Today I am joined by Xisuma." Mumbo started his intro in his redstoner world once more.

"Mumbo, these look like some cool inventions that you've made!" X said sounding slightly faked.

"I wanna show you this one!" Mumbo said, bringing X over to the calculator, "Now give me an equation."

"Hmm, two plus three." X replied. Mumbo put it in and clicked the button. Of course 5 showed up. It's the only number that ever showed up.

"Wow cool!" X said sounding really overexcited.

"Grian and Iskall thought it was amazing too." Mumbo said smiling happily.

"Speaking of Grian and Iskall, do you know when they're going to get off of vacation?" X asked trying to hide the suspicion in his voice.

"Oh them? They're doing fiiiiiine." Mumbo said looking around towards the direction of where Grian was last seen.

"We should head this way though." Mumbo said leading X the opposite way.

"Why can't we go that way? Is there something over there?" X asked curiously.

"No there's nothing over there other than more inventions, but they're not as cool as some of these ones." Mumbo said leading X farther away. 

Mumbo showed X some past inventions, and X always replied with overexagerated reactions.

"All of this is really really nice Mumbo, do you have anything you want to show me personally?" X said sounding like he was talking to a child.

"I'm happy you asked, because I built this up here for you." Mumbo said finally leading X to an invention that was in perfect view of the red sun.

"What is this? Is that a sun?" X asked sounding very slightly repulsed.

"Oh that's the red sun it never sets! I haven't slept in months." Mumbo said.

"Months? That can't be good for your mental health." X said with a worried look.

"No the sun uh... the sun never sets." Mumbo said.

"That's uh... that like uh hasn't driven you crazy?" X said, not even hearing Mumbo's breathing as it becomes heavier.

Mumbo let out a breathy chuckle, "Nooo it's just me and my inventions."

"Oh... ok." X would be lying if he said he wasn't even slightly scared.

"But I made this one especially for you." Mumbo said presenting the invention.

"Awesome." X said going back to the terrible reactions.

There were a bunch of command blocks and a cage. Most of the command blocks had buttons, but the one that caught X's eye was the one labeled "Free Diamonds".

Mumbo showed off the blocks the first three blocks had buttons and were to clear the weather, set gamemode creative, and set gamemode survival. The next two were missing buttons and were labeled "Set Sun" and "Spawn Mobs". The last one was the one labeled "Free Diamonds".

"I made this one just for you." Mumbo said to X as X moved closer to the command block.

"Really nice!" X pressed the button and diamonds came out of the dispenser overtop of the cage.

"Why don't you go get them?" Mumbo asked and pressed the button again to try to persuade X in.

"Mumbo..." X said looking at the cage.

"Yeah?" Mumbo responded.

"Where's Iskall and Grian?" X asked.

"They're on vacation." Mumbo answered, "I built a redstone plane and they went on vacation. It was my treat."

"Oh ok, that's great. Oh hey is that your mustache inside there?" X said as he stepped back. Mumbo rushed to the cage and looked inside.

"No there's only the diamonds..." Mumbo said turning around in the cage, "could you step on that pressure plate real quick?"

"Mumbo..." Mumbo moved back in the cage, "Where's Iskall and Grian?"

"They're on vacation." Mumbo responded, "You should step on that plate."

"Well knowing Grian he'd always tweet out when he was going on vacation."

"What did you do to them Mumbo!" X yelled at Mumbo.

"I didn't do anything! Now let me out!" Mumbo yelled back becoming more desperate to leave. X moved over to the command block labeled "Set Gamemode Survival" and pressed it.

"No..." Mumbo said as he started to punch at the bars.

"What did you do with them Mumbo!" X said moving back towards the cage.

"Nothing!" Mumbo yelled grabbing the diamonds from the overhead dispenser.

"Mumbo!" X yelled.

"Here you can have these if you just let me out." Mumbo said trying to persuade X to let him free.

"I'm not letting you out Mumbo..." X said as he watched Mumbo slam himself up against the door of the cage, "Did you... did you hurt them?"

"No... just uh... I'm trying to look." Mumbo said trying to look around for a specific invention, "Uhhhh is there a cobblestone blob over in that direction?"

"Yes..?" X replied looking over at the box.

"Grian might still be in it..." Mumbo said.

X slowly turned to Mumbo, "How long has he been in there?!?"

"Hm a couple weeks I think." Mumbo replied nonchalantly, ignoring the look of utter repulsion on X's face, "He kept saying 'Let me out' and I told him when he calmed down I'd show him some more of my inventions, and we'd have great times together."

"Mumbo... You've lost in man!" X said as sympathy for his friend filling his voice.

"No it's the SUN! THE SUN NEVER SETS!" Mumbo yelled pointing at the large red sun.

"Mumbo... I'm leaving you here." X said starting to back away.

"No! Just take this and let me out!" Mumbo yelled desperately as he threw the diamonds threw the bars.

"I'm leaving you here." X repeated firmly.

"Wait... but you should step on the pressure plate." Mumbo said pressing himself against the bard that confined him.

"I'm not going to do it." X said looking down at his feet.

"I can't get out of here though!" Mumbo whined as the desperation set into his voice.

"Goodbye Mumbo..." X said as he walked away.

"No... the red sun never sets... You were supposed to walk in here! We were gonna be friends forever!" Mumbo collapsed as he watched X walk away.

Before X fully disappeared from sight Mumbo yelled one last thing.

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