Entry 8 - Random Facts and Figures
Over the past period of time in which I have been researching Doodlidia, I have picked up a bunch of useless facts and figures. I have decided to write them down because I'm on a train next to a stick person who I really don't want to talk to and if I look like I'm doing something maybe she won't start a conversation....
1. The average Stickman is six inches tall.
2. One of the few words in Doodlese that is the same in English is 'certified'.
3. There are about 984,560,536 Stickmen in Doodlidia.
4. You probably didn't read that number.
5. Stickmen live to about 85, while Stickwomen live to 97.
6. Digital conversion takes 0.005 seconds.
7. Dead stickmen aren't buried. They're burnt and the ashes are put in a personalised urn, and the urn is put in the Hall of the Deceased. The Hall of the Deceased is a massive temple building in the middle of Brush.
8. 'Spline' is a deadly insult. It's like Mudblood and all the other swears mixed together into one evil word.
9. I'm awesome.
10. When stick pigs turn five they grow wings.
11. In Cyberpen there is an extra colour called yarrlue. it's weird.
12. The most popular name for old men in Lidcap is Dougle.
13. If a stickman came into the human world, they'd be able to eat a whole roast chicken and a tub of ice cream on their own.
14. 81% of stick girls own a spider related item of clothing. I don't know why, I guess they like spiders...?
15. 43% stick people are terrified of fire.
16. When a stick person turns 50 they have the choice to change their name. I'm going under the cover name of Jamjam, but I might change that. I'll have to wait for ages though.
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