Entry 3 - Sickness
This is entry 3 in my leather book of Stickmanology. This time it's about Stick men and their illnesses! Yay! I have some of the cures written down, but some of these diseases are incurable.
SCRIBBLEITIS
This is when a Stick person's body stretches out and goes haywire. It leaves the stick person feeling horrible and unable to move. It's caused by too much stress, attempting to do gymnastics/yoga without any training, straining your body and many other causes. Depending on how tall you are, you could be prone to Scribbleitis. Short stick men almost never get it, while tall stick men are much more likely to catch it.
The only cure available is to have a risky operation where the operating doctors rub out the scribbly part and re draw you. I was at an operating theatre once and I saw this happen, but they re drew one arm super long and the other one really wiggly. Those dudes got in a lot trouble.
RUBLEXIA
This happens when rubbers are about. They could slip or something and rub out part of a stick man. It's extremely painful but you just have to draw back what was rubbed out and you're good as new. If your face gets rubbed out though, you're dead, cos that's where your brain is.
LINE HEAD DISEASE
Line Head Disease is something you're born with. You know when you draw a circle too fast and there's a bit left over? That's Line Head Disease. It's incurable as you can't rub out stuff on your face or you'll die. Sometimes it means you don't have an eye or a mouth or something, and you'd have to have a make shift one drawn on to your face.
OVER DETAILIXIA
When you are born with too many facial features. Stick men only have eyes and a mouth - some mild cases of Over Detailixia cause a stick man to have a nose, but that's not too serious. I know a guy called Sammy who has a really bad case of OD, he looks super weird but he's really funny and awesome. Quite a few OD stick people try to rub out their face, so there's an Over Detailixia Centre in the western side of Doodlidia for peeps like that.
That's the four main illnesses that exist. I hope you learned some stuff.
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