Heeey friends! So I was going for my usual Saturday hot chocolate when I noticed something. Stickmen look really weird. I mean, no offence to them, but there's some of their anatomy that doesn't make sense at first glance, so this entry will be an attempt to explain it.

Feet
About 50% of the stick population have feet. It's kind of like weather you're a boy or a girl, you have feet or you don't. The peeps with feet tend to be more athletic and 'hey! Let's go run up that hill without stopping at the top!' And the guys without lean more towards the academic side of life. But usually these stereotypes aren't correct.

Noses
As you may have noticed, stickmen don't have noses. The thing is, they can still smell stuff (I know this because the woman next door came round and complained that my freshly burnt cookies smelt horrendous and I should do something about it. But a friend happened to be walking past and came to my defence, and he ended up proving that my cookies were fine by eating one. He won the argument, but I now owe him.) and it turns out that they do have noses. They are just really small and are only visible when they're really angry, annoyed or frustrated.

Hands & fingers
How do stickmen hold things? Much like feet, it depends on weather your born with hands or not. If you aren't, deal with it. Most stickmen don't have fingers though, so they use tools and these nifty mechanical gloves that have this button that makes crushed ice. I need those gloves.

Hair
Girl stickmen have hair, and it can come literally in any colour. Blonde, brown and black are the most common, but it's not rare to see a person with neon yellow pig tails jigging down the pavement. only 10% of males have hair though, and usually its swooshy and sometimes has sparkles, which is hauntingly like Edward Cullen, so we are going to drop the subject...