So, Will took us all to a steakhouse.

After Amelia and I came back, helped Jimmy put the horses away, and cleaned up, and Ryan finished surfing and showered, we all got ready. Amelia and I both wore little dresses, mine electric blue, and shorter and tighter than her longer, strappy, black one, but her red platform heels were higher than my silver stilettos. Will wore a black western shirt and his usual jeans and boots and looked yummy. When I saw him, I said, "I dare you to wear a cowboy hat."

He looked me up and down in my dress, planted a wet kiss on my lips, grinned, went into the house, and came back with a black cowboy hat, the first time I'd ever seen him wear one, which made him look dangerous, in addition to his usual sexy. Ryan wore his surfer jeans and button down plaid shirt and looked lickable too.

Then we piled into Will's big truck, boys in front, girls in back, because we were with cavemen, and drove up north to Santa Maria to a restaurant that Will liked.

We walked into the steakhouse and I could tell why he liked it. It was the epitome of "Beef, it's what's for dinner." The ceilings were low, with dark wood paneling on the walls and floors and branding irons everywhere. It was the home of some famous Santa Maria steaks, and both Amelia and Ryan seemed excited.

But Will told me, with some undisguised disgust, that he had checked online beforehand and they did have a vegetarian meal, which, I found out, consisted of all of the side dishes that the restaurant had on one plate: baked potato, mashed potatoes, sweet potato fries, broccoli, mixed vegetables with broccoli, and corn. Like Will, the restaurant didn't know what to do with me. Good thing I thought this was funny and I didn't really care what I ate this evening.

We were seated in a booth, all squished together, and ordered drinks, Amelia and I going immediately for Cosmos because that's the kind of girls we were, the guys ordering beers.

This restaurant was used after dinner time as a country bar, and there was a dance floor adjacent to us that was backed by a full bar. Country music was playing, ghastly twangy stuff, but some people were dancing, which was fun to watch. Those country boys can move, swirling their partners around, and were not afraid to dance. Will had only had one beer, Ryan, two, while Amelia and I had three Cosmos each; there was no way around it, it was going to be a sloppy evening.

After we ate our meal, and were relaxing, talking, and drinking, a new song came on, and Will said, "C'mon. We're dancing."

I had never danced to country music before, but I loved to dance and I was a noted exhibitionist, so I didn't argue, but I did want to know what made him want to move.

"Why are we dancing?" I asked.

"Because I like this song," he said. "George Strait."

There was that George Strait again, he must be his favorite singer. The song said something about the blue clear sky:

You swear you've had enough, you're ready to give up

On that little lie they call love, then out of the blue clear sky

Fallin' right into your hands, like rain on the desert sand

It's the last thing you had planned out of the blue clear sky.

This was how I learned that Will could dance. Even in my heels, he towered over me, and spun me around easily, moving me where he wanted me to go, gently leading and guiding me with one hand on my waist and the other holding my hand. For such a bulky guy, he moved really well, which I should have guessed given how good he was in the bedroom.

I had never had this much fun dancing with a guy before. Most guys I knew danced like hippies, and just sort of jerked around a little bit. They danced next to you, not with you. But Will knew what he was doing and moved me around the floor, with some other couples, like he had spent all of his life on a dance floor. It was simply fun to dance together, as a couple, as partners.

At the end of the song, he smiled, dipped me, then pulled me up and kissed me deeply.

I wondered if my swoon was audible.

The bill came, and everyone argued about who would pay for it. Will won because he said that he had invited everyone out, which earned him a kiss on the cheek from me and an "I got the next one" from Ryan.

And then Amelia said, "Marie and I have an idea of where to go next. It's a surprise. Are you guys up for it?"

Will and Ryan looked at each other and at us and Ryan shrugged and Will muttered, "oh shit," and put his cowboy hat on low down his face.

I clapped my hands. "Excellent."

Once we got back to the truck, I pulled out my phone, looked up the strip club that Amelia and I had scoped out earlier online, and gave the guys directions, street by street, without telling them where our destination was located.

When we pulled in the parking lot, both of them turned around to look at us, and the looks on their faces were priceless. Ryan looked turned on, Will looked both amused and disgusted.

We walked into the Peppermint Panda, a large club, with a bizarre-looking, randy, panda bear as a mascot. Amelia and I, three drinks in, both thought that the name and mascot were hilarious. We talked with the bouncer, and found out that there was no cover charge, but a two drink minimum—and each drink was twenty dollars. We all walked into the club, music throbbing, Will holding my hand, Ryan holding Amelia's.

There were oxblood leather half-booths all around the edge of the club. In the center, to one side, was a bar, with bar stools, occupied by a dozen girls. In the center, on the other side, was a raised catwalk, with multiple poles, lined with bar stools on all sides, presently being used by an athletic blonde who could really hold herself up on the pole. There was what was clearly a bachelor party on one side of us, and a bachelorette party on the other, as well as some couples, groups of guys, single guys, and others. It was a comfortable crowd, not intimidating or scary.

We were escorted right in front of Ms. Athletic Blonde, and a scantily clad-waitress immediately came up and took our drink order, two more Cosmos each for me and Amelia, beers for Ryan and Will. The waitress brought back eight drinks for the four of us.  After an argument between Will and Ryan, Ryan paid.

Will leaned over to me and whispered in my ear, "I don't know whether to spank you or fuck you for this."

"Both, I think," I whispered back, and he let out a groan.

Amelia and Ryan were stuck together at the lips and not paying attention to anyone or anything around them, but I was having a blast. There was a younger guy in the corner, getting a very invasive lap dance by a busty brunette with long, curly hair. When she was done, he did not move for three songs.

As we drank our drinks and watched, we were approached by a number of girls asking us if we wanted to have lap dances. I was waiting for a cue from Will as to the right one. One girl was sort of Gothic looking, with spider-web leggings and black hair with harsh bangs. Not his type. Another was maybe Russian, with an elegant accent. Again, not his type. Another a slim Thai, another a curvy, freckled redhead, another an athletic African-American. Still, watching Will's reaction, I politely turned them all down, even though they were all beautiful.

But then, a seriously busty raven-haired girl came up, and kissed me on the boobs and said enthusiastically, "Are these real? Oh my god, they are huge!" and Will's eyes popped out of his head. This was the one.

I looked over at Amelia, who was negotiating with a slim, leggy blonde, and we all moved to two adjacent booths, taking our drinks with us.

I smiled a wicked smile at Will and told her, "One dance for me, and another for him."

Again, he leaned over, and said, "You are getting it when this is done."

"That's what I'm hoping, cowboy," I said, and the music started.

In a flash, the girl took off her bra and shoved her breasts in my face. I couldn't help but giggle. She gyrated on my lap and kissed me on my boobs, thoroughly feeling me up as I stayed still. I could smell her sweet perfume, feel her soft skin brush against me, and I looked and she had left lipstick marks all over my chest.

I glanced over at Will, and he seemed paralyzed. She was all in my business, her g-string inches away, her lips almost to my neck, high heels kicking out. I couldn't help myself, but five Cosmos in, it was sexy, but also funny, and I giggled throughout. The song ended pretty quickly, she gave me a hug at the end, and told me that my giggles were cute.

Now it was Will's turn. She turned to him, took off his cowboy hat, and put it on, then straddled him. He looked over at me, a very heated look, and stayed still, as she moved over and around him, feeling up his chest, rubbing her breasts in his face, showing him her ass. Then she put his hat back on him and flipped her hair around and I lost him in a mane of her hair.

I was so going to get it.

Looking over at Amelia and Ryan, Ryan was faring no better than Will, hot green eyes on Amelia and then back to the blonde grinding in his lap.

We were both going to get it.