Vanilla : Alright class, how many of you studied for the math test besides Shadow?

Everyone but Shadow and Saphie : *raise their hands*

Vanilla : Saphie? You didn't study? I'm surprised! Why didn't you study?

Saphie : Well Ms. Vanilla, a year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that are way too hot to study, so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day in a year, that counts up to 122 days so we fooled around and for only 1 hour a day 15 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way and we are left with 96 days in our year to study. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family that takes up away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in our year and we are left with 46 days. Taking off 40 days of holidays we are left with 6 days. Say you are sick for 3 days. You live your life for 2 days and we are left 1 day which is your birthday.

Everyone but Saphie : O_________O'

Saphie : .....

Vanilla : ...... Uh ...

Saphie : .... In other words, I was too busy.

Vanilla : ... That would have been better to say.

Saphie : Yeah, but then it would be boring .3.