Me : *walking to Ikebukoro, drawing on le phone*

??? : *walks up next to her* Last time I checked, that isn't your phone *sly smile*

Me : *looks* Oh, hey Izaya.

Izaya : Greetings, Admin. Say, what are you doing with your brother's phone, exactly?

Me : I'm just thinking of a character to draw, that's all.

Izaya : Humph. Simple. Your oc.

Me : Which one?

Izaya : Your Durarara oc.

Me : I don't have one.

Izaya : Then make one. That way if she gets in trouble or anything, I can torture her all I want.

Me : That makes you sound like a pedophile.

Izaya : I'm only in my early 20's last time I checked. *chuckles*

Me : *sighs* Meh. All this Durarara nonsense is making me want to write a Durarara!! Randomness book.

Izaya : Sounds like fun.

Me : But I know I won't be able to make it since I only watched a few episodes on Durarara

Izaya : Seems logical.

??? : IZAYAAAAAA!!!

Izaya : And that's my cue to flee. Make sure to keep that oc pretty and cute! That way Masaomi could get into her! *runs*

Me : HEY!

??? : IZAYAAAAAAAAA!

Me : Hey Shizuo

Shizuo : Hi.

Me : *points* He went that way.

Shizuo : Thank you. *picks up a vending machine and throws it far away* IZAYAAAAA!!!! *runs*

Me : . . . normal day here in Ikebukoro.