I am please to announce that our Squishy Court is growing every day!!!
Today, I have called you all together to celebrate the Squishifying of unicorn_lover7 !!!

She has solemnly promised to never knowingly eat or harm a squid, and has been vouched for by all the Elder Squishies. I know implore you to rise as unicorn_lover7 enters!

*unicorn_lover7 walks in to the sound of the Squishy anthem and kneels at the feet of the mama statue*

YOU HAVE TAKEN THE SOLEMN OATH OF THE SQUISHIES!

YOU HAVE PLEDGED YOUR ALLIANCE TO THE MAMA SQUID!

NOW LET US SEE....

IF SHE SHALL EXEPT

YOUR

OATH

!!!

*picks up the glowing Sword of Squishies*

*taps both of your shoulders*

*you glow the same colour as the sword*

You may rise.

THE MAMA SQUID HAS EXCEPTED THIS YOUNG ONE INTO OUR COURT! I NOW PRESENT TO YOU........

........

SQUISHY LEIA!!!

*applause*