To all members and spectators, we are gathered here today to witness the squishifying of one LizzieK4 !
Let us ask the mama Squid to let her moral hold strong against the evil anti-Squishies in our world!
Let us ask the mama Squid to forever let her kindness show in her journey to help save our Squishies!!!

All rise as she walks through the room!!!

*squishy anthem plays*

*LizzieK4 enters and walks to the alter*

Ms.LizzieK4 , you have promised to forever care for and look after the squids and Squishies in our world, and have sworn to never knowingly eat or harm a squid/squishy. The elder Squishies have voted and the result has come back positive. If you will bow your head in the presence of the Mighty Squishy Sword, you shall be squishified!

*the Sword Of Squishies glows as I tap both of LizzieK4 's shoulders*

*she begins to glow the same colour*

THOU HAST CHOSEN THY NAME TO BE JIGGLE IN OUR COURT! FROM HENCEFORTH, THOU SHALL BE KNOWN BY...

SQUISHY JIGGLE!!!

*applause as Squishy Jiggle rises and bows to the mama Squid, the elder Squishies and the watching crowd*