I am proud to announce that we have a new member added to our squishy court! If Cagg123123 could please make her way down to the podium!

All rise, and sing the Squishy Anthem!

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Do you, Cagg123123 , promise to forever love the squids and never knowingly eat or harm a squid?

Fabulous!

You are aware that your title as Squishy can and will be stripped from you if you break your vow.

Now.

*I pick up the sword of Squishies*

LET THE MAMA SQUID BLESS THIS SWORD!

*sword glows*

LET THE MAMA SQUID BLESS YOU!

*taps one of your shoulders*

AND ALL YOUR VIEWS AND BELIEFS!

*taps your other shoulder. You begin to glow*

MAY THE BLESSING OF THE MAMA SQUID CARRY YOU THROUGH HARD TIMES AND GOOD! MAY THIS BLESSING STAY TRUE AND PROTECT YOU WHEN THINGS GO WRONG! MAY YOU FOREVER STAY IN HER FAVOUR!!!

You may rise!

I NOW PRESENT YOU AS...

SQUISHY CHLOE!!!

*applause and roses thrown*