The Boomer Guide
Narrator: Today we take a look at Boomer the dog
Boomer: *barks*
Narrator: Boomer is one of the fangs for hire who can point out enemies and take their guns
Boomer: *barks to a nearby enemy*
Deputy: die motherfucker! *shoots a Rocket launcher at the enemy*
Narrator: Cultists can be pointed out as well as animals but Boomer is the fastest pet
Boomer: *runs at the sound of speed running by Sharky and Hurk*
Sharky: Damm that dog has style
Hurk: He runs at the sound of speed man!
Deputy: *appears behind Hurk and Sharky with a glare*
Narrator: However Boomer has weaknesses he can be knocked off a enemy
A cultist hits Boomer into the air as the cultist was shocked as he looked up
Narrator: and many other things, so if you want Boomer to die be my guest
Boomer runs at a heavy flamer but the flamer knocks Boomer into the air where the flamer uses his flamethrower to burn Boomer to death
Deputy: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cries like heavy*
Narrator: Have fun
The end
Next up: The Nick Rye Guide
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