Dan and Phil were making buttered marshmallows. "A bit slower," Dan cried "I don't wanna get butter splashback on my face."

Phil smirked and threw them in harder "We're close!" He shouted. More butter splashed on Dans face. Phil licked it off. "Mufasa!" Dan screamed. They fucked and rubbed food on each other with whisks and hamsters.

The end.

You're welcome.