Got bored so.......

For background, everyone is in college. Isa and Lamia are roommates, Chris is their friend and Elluki is Chris's cousin.

On another note, Isa's birth name in her own story is Melody Alyson Knight, with her using Samantha as an alias while she was growing up. Has she not been adopted by Ash, her grandfather (who's a dragon), she would have been adopted by her aunt Xia, who would have given her a different name.

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Isa created a new chat.

Isa renamed the chat to "Lolita Cosplayers."

Isa added Lamia and Chris to Lolita Cosplayers.

Lamia renamed the group chat to "Non Lolita Cosplayers"

Isa renamed the group chat to "LOLITAS"

Lamia renamed the group chat to "PRINCESSES"

Isa renamed the group chat to "LOLIS"

Lamia: ISA STOP IT WITH THE LOLIS

Isa: WE ALL COSPLAYED AS LOLITAS LAMIA

Isa: EMBRACE YOUR INNER LOLI

Lamia: I DON'T HAVE AN INNER LOLI YOU IDIOT

Lamia: Also don't ever say Inner Loli again or I will strangle you.

Isa: You would never!

Isa: I'm your roommate!

Lamia: Oh right......

Chris renamed the group chat to "Bendy Fans."

Isa renamed the group chat to "Bender FNAF"

Lamia: Bender and the Kink Machine

Isa: LAMIA WTF

Lamia: Shit that was a typo

Lamia: I meant to say Bender and the Ink Machine

Chris renamed the group chat to "Lolis and the Kink Machine"

Isa: CHRISTINA SCHMIDT

Lamia: CHRISTINA SCHMIDT

Chris: It was a joke

Chris: Don't get too wound up like Circus Baby.

Isa renamed the group chat to "Lolis and the Mechanical Machine"

Isa: I honestly regret showing you FNAF and BATIM

Isa: I was looking for a horror buddy and instead I got Soka 2.0

Chris: Who's Soka?

Isa: Meme Machine™

Isa: He only speaks in memes

Isa: And made me watch the Bee Movie and the Emoji Movie

Lamia: How are you still alive.

Isa: I killed him

Isa: JK

Isa: Nah I just made him watch Human Centipede. And some Hentai

Lamia: Yikes

Chris: You scare me Isa.

Isa: Good

Isa: Now scarifice me a bucket of blood

Lamia: Sacrifice*

Isa: ...........

Chris added Elluki to Lolis and the Mechanical Machine.

Lamia: Who's Elluki?

Chris: My cousin. My mom told me to help him get new friends

Elluki: I don't need more friends Chris

Isa: Oh hey you're the Sakura Tsundere that does research on ancient cults

Elluki: How do you know me?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Elluki: Also don't call me a Sakura

Isa: I'm your Chem partner

Elluki: Wait

Elluki: You're Melody....?

Isa: Yes

Elluki: WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME TO CALL YOU ISA

Isa: BECAUSE YOU WERE OOGLING KIRIL CLOCKWORKER WHEN I SAID THAT I GO BY ISA

Elluki: So is Isa your middle name?

Isa: Eh

Isa: Technically my birth name is Melody Alyson Knight but my legal name is Isa Zhou

Isa: (I was also legally called Samantha Spectre at one point as well)

Elluki: wtf do you have three names

Lamia: I've been asking that since we met.

Isa: I was adopted twice by relatives. Shit happened and I was separated from my parents.

Isa: My aunt adopted me after my granddad went missing.

Lamia: You seem to have a very turbulent childhood

Isa: You don't know the half of it.

Chris: Should I be concerned

Isa: Yes

Chris: Very?

Isa: Severely

Lamia: As messed up as mine?

Isa: Oh yeah. Maybe more so.

Elluki: What was your childhood Lamia

Lamia: My father kicked my mother and I out into the streets when I was born.

Lamia: Then he married his mistress and had two more affairs

Lamia: And while he was off to have a custody battle over my sister Lucy with mistress number one

Lamia: His wife killed mistress number two and stole the baby from mistress number two.

Elluki: WTAF

Elluki: That sounds like a soap opera.

Lamia: And it gets worse

Lamia: Continues to this day

Isa: I call your life Death River

Isa: Because apparently your family likes to throw each other into rivers

Chris: That's a stupid name, Isa

Lamia: Leora threw my sister Lucy in a river to try and drown her.

Lamia: Lucy was four at the time

Lamia: She also tried to throw Liam off a boat

Chris: I take it back

Elluki: How are you still okay Lamia

Lamia: Because I lived in Canada while this stuff happened in America?

Elluki: Fair enough

Ellluki: Welp I have chemistry so I'll talk to you ladies later

Elluki: OW

Lamia: What happened?

Elluki: Isa and Chris whacked me with textbooks

Lamia: I can imagine why Isa hit you with a book

Lamia: Why Chris?

Elluki: I shoved her into a closet.

Lamia: Then you deserved it.

Lamia is offline

Chris is offline

Isa is offline

Elluki is offline