Couldn't help but write this

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Peter is online

Peter: I'm in pain

Peter: I'm bleeding because I got thrown into a window

Peter: By the Leaper

Peter: I crave death right now

Isa is online

Isa: Don't say that

Isa: I have a potion that might help fix your wounds

Peter: No

Isa: Why not?

Peter: It's probably either blood or darkness

Peter: And I'd rather not have Matt throw holy water at me

Isa: Why would I carry blood around with me?

Peter: You have literal darkness bottled up!

Isa: True

Isa: But I don't carry blood

Isa: I have several potions that look like blood but like

Isa: They aren't blood.

Peter: If I don't get corrupted I'll drink it

Isa: Yay

Isa: I'm behind you Peter

Jessica is online

Jessica: What did I miss

Isa: I'm making Peter take some potions

Peter: THIS IS DISGUSTING ISA

Peter: Wait nevermind it's delicious

Jessica: Da fuq

Isa: Peter thought I was giving him a bottle of darkness

Isa: When it reality it was a potion of healing that was chocolate chip cookie flavored

Isa: Shit your wounds were worse than I thought

Isa: Have another

Jessica: Is one of them vodka flavor

Isa: No

Jessica: Damn it

Isa: There is one that basically becomes any flavor you want, depending on what you're in the mood to eat

Jessica: Gimme one

Isa: nO

Isa: Those are only if you're on the brink of death

Isa: ..... Tbh I really should given one to Peter

Peter: GEE YOU THINK?!?!?!?!?!

Isa: Least I have a lot of these

Peter: Where do you even pull these from?

Isa: Gotta go help Luke restrain the Leaper

Isa: Brb

Isa is offline

Jessica: .... Did she really just deflect our question?

Peter: Yeah

Jessica: I'm getting suspicious of her

Peter: I agree

Jessica: Oh should we interrogate her?

Peter: I don't know

Jessica: You think they got the Leaper by now?

Peter: Yeah

Isa is online

Matt is online

Luke is online

Danny is online

Luke: Isa

Luke: Why did you pull out a paintball gun?

Matt: Oh so that's what it was

Danny: LUCKY

Jessica: akshaks

Peter: WHAT

Isa: Darn it I meant to grab my tranquilizer

Luke: You have a tranquilizer?

Isa: nO

Matt: Liar

Isa: F*ck you Satan

Matt: I am not Satan

Isa: Okay fine

Isa: I do have a tranquilizer

Isa: I meant to use that on the Leaper

Isa: I don't know why I grabbed that paint ball gun

Luke: Did you leave the tranquilizer at Peter's home?

Isa: Yes

Matt: Liar

Jessica: Liar

Peter: Liar

Isa: WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK

Isa: I'm used to Matt calling me out on lies

Isa: But Jessica and Peter?!?!?

Danny: You just confessed to lying

Jessica: You deflected the question about your potions and where you hide them

Peter: And I don't ever remember you leaving a tranquilizer in my house

Peter: Where do you hide your stuff? Hammerspace?

Isa:

Isa: Hahaha Hammerspace

Isa: What a funny word

Matt: Isa's heart rate just shot up

Isa: A concept from Final Fantasy, Harry Potter and Legend of Zelda that lets users hide giant weapons in tiny bags

Matt: Big fat lie

Matt: You KNOW what Hammerspace is

Matt: I can hear your swears

Isa: MATTHEW MURDOCK I WILL F*CKING STRANGLE YOU

Isa: STOP LISTENING TO MY HEARTBEATS AND MY VOICE

Matt: I AM NEXT TO YOU AM I SUPPOSED TO IGNORE YOUR VOICE AND YOUR HEARTBEATS?!

Isa: You're standing next to me?

Isa: o h

Peter: WAIT HAMMERSPACE IS REAL

Peter: BUT HOW

Peter: THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE ACCORDING TO THE LAWS OF SCIENCE

Isa: Ant Man can become the size of an ant but you take issues with Hammerspace?!?!?

Peter: YES

Isa: Wow

Isa: wdsq

Isa: DANNY GET THE F*CK BACK HERE

Matt: Danny just stole Isa's paintball gun

Jessica: Guess Danny is going to need those potions when Isa catches him

Luke: Yeah

Luke: Danny just shot himself in the foot by accident

Isa: BWAHAHAHAHAH

Jessica: LMFAO

Matt: Well guess Isa is too busy laughing to go after Danny

Luke: Danny just shot his other foot

Peter: No that was me accidentally setting it off taking it away from him

Matt: We are down three heroes

Matt: Danny is in a lot of pain while Isa and Jessica are too busy laughing at Danny's pain

Matt: We'll have to carry them back to the Helicarrier

Luke: I got Danny

Luke is offline

Danny is offline

Peter: Helping Jess up

Peter is offline

Jessica is offline

Matt:

Matt: Guess I'll get Lil Miss Babysitter

Matt is offline

*five minutes later*

Isa is offline