Fairy Tale Chat

Here's my christmas gift for 8Suki8 . It's a chat fic crossover, and I'll transfer this to the chat fic.

So sorry that this is late! I meant to upload this yesterday but some stuff came up. I'm good now

(As a note in this Olivia married Chrom and is Lucina's mother)

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Elise is online

Elise created a new chat

Elise added Lucina and Sakura to the new chat

Elise renamed the chat to "WHERE IS LEO"

Elise: Lucina, have you seen my brother?

Lucina: I haven't, sadly

Sakura: Neither have I

Elise: Hmmmmmm

Lucina: I mean, you can always add him in if you need to.

Elise: Great idea!

Elise added Leo to the chat.

Elise: LEO WHERE ARE YOU

Leo: Um, I was in the library?

Leo: I found a book of fairy tale adaptations and I was reading them

Leo: They were.....

Leo: Bloody

Leo: Very, very bloody.

Lucina: I would imagine so given that several of them are warnings

Elise: Wait, they're warnings?

Lucina: Yeah

Lucina: Like in Hansel and Gretel when they eat a candy house

Lucina: Then the witches catches, cooks, and eats them

Lucina: The moral of the story is not to eat a f**king house

Lucina: Especially if it's made of candy

Lucina: And owned by a witch

Elise: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Leo: Lucina stop scaring my sister

Sakura added Takumi to the chat

Sakura: Takumi can you verify this?

Takumi: .....

Takumi: Um Hansel and Gretel never die in the original tale

Takumi: As the witch goes to cook Hansel

Takumi: Gretel shoves her in an oven and the witch dies

Takumi: Unless you read an early version of that story but normally it's Red Riding Hood that dies when the wolf eats her and her grandma because she freaking trusted him

Takumi: Even though she should know the route to her grandma's house!

Elise: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Elise: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Leo: TAKUMI STOP SCARING MY SISTER

Takumi: SHUT UP NOHRIAN SCUM

Sakura: Leo, Takumi, calm down!

Sakura: Calm down!

Sakura: Elise I promise that fairy tales are nicer now

Elise: R-Really?

Sakura: Yes

Takumi changed the chatroom's name to "ANALYZING FAIRY TALES 101"

Takumi: Lucina I cannot believe that you missed the point of freaking Hansel and Gretel

Lucina: My parents never read fairy tales to me.

Leo: Part of me wants to rectify that mistake somehow.

Takumi: Fine we'll have a fairy tale reading party where we read fairy tales

Elise: And never ever go to sleep

Sakura: I have to agree with Elise

Sakura: I heard you reading The Story of Tam and Cam and you scarred me for life

Takumi: Sakura literally 85% of Cinderella tales are violent

Leo: Oh right........

Lucina: If we're doing this.....

Lucina: I'll have to go drop Sparky with Nino.

Takumi: Sparky?

Lucina: My pet Pikachu

Sakura: *squealing*

Elise: *dies from cuteness*

Leo: I was unaware that you had a Pikachu

Leo: Weren't you concerned with your family disagreeing?

Lucina: Pfft no not really

Lucina: Owain might teach it how to dab

Lucina: Or attempt to use it in his theatrics

Lucina: Or give Sparky a dumb name

Leo: That does sound like Odin......

Takumi: Odin?

Leo: My retainer

Leo: Or rather one of them

Leo: The non Perverted but Theatric one

Takumi: Ah

Takumi: Continue, Lucina

Lucina: Might be concerned about my father though

Lucina: And *maybe* my brother

Sakura: Why?

Lucina: My dad might make it the mascot of the Shepards

Lucina: Probably take Sparky on campaigns

Lucina: Give Sparky his own tent

Lucina: Pamper him

Lucina: Probably make him do some tricks

Lucina: My mom would just think it's cute

Lucina: And my brother Inigo might just go and try to use Sparky to pick up girls

Leo: Sounds like one of Xander's retainers

Elise: You mean Laslow?

Leo: Yeah

Lucina: Frederick is the only one against me having a Pikachu.

Lucina: He's convinced that Sparky is a Plegian spy

Takumi: Wtf

Takumi: That sounds really out of line

Sakura: So says the man who refused to accept Corrin as their sibling.

Takumi: THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT OKAY

Leo: *face palm*

Elise: *sighs*

Lucina: Anyway I dropped Sparky off with Nino.

Takumi: Let's meet in the library with the fairy tales

Lucina: Rinea and Berkut are joining me

Lucina: They're bringing food.

Lucina: We're on our way.

Lucina is offline.

Elise: I'LL GET SOME FOOD

Sakura: M-Me too.

Elise is offline

Sakura is offline

Leo: This will go horribly wrong

Takumi: Very

Leo: Not much we can do.....

Takumi: True

Leo is offline

Takumi is offline.

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I hope you enjoyed this Suki!

Also yes I mentioned the fairy tales for a reason.

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