Fairy Tale Chat
Here's my christmas gift for 8Suki8 . It's a chat fic crossover, and I'll transfer this to the chat fic.
So sorry that this is late! I meant to upload this yesterday but some stuff came up. I'm good now
(As a note in this Olivia married Chrom and is Lucina's mother)
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Elise is online
Elise created a new chat
Elise added Lucina and Sakura to the new chat
Elise renamed the chat to "WHERE IS LEO"
Elise: Lucina, have you seen my brother?
Lucina: I haven't, sadly
Sakura: Neither have I
Elise: Hmmmmmm
Lucina: I mean, you can always add him in if you need to.
Elise: Great idea!
Elise added Leo to the chat.
Elise: LEO WHERE ARE YOU
Leo: Um, I was in the library?
Leo: I found a book of fairy tale adaptations and I was reading them
Leo: They were.....
Leo: Bloody
Leo: Very, very bloody.
Lucina: I would imagine so given that several of them are warnings
Elise: Wait, they're warnings?
Lucina: Yeah
Lucina: Like in Hansel and Gretel when they eat a candy house
Lucina: Then the witches catches, cooks, and eats them
Lucina: The moral of the story is not to eat a f**king house
Lucina: Especially if it's made of candy
Lucina: And owned by a witch
Elise: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Leo: Lucina stop scaring my sister
Sakura added Takumi to the chat
Sakura: Takumi can you verify this?
Takumi: .....
Takumi: Um Hansel and Gretel never die in the original tale
Takumi: As the witch goes to cook Hansel
Takumi: Gretel shoves her in an oven and the witch dies
Takumi: Unless you read an early version of that story but normally it's Red Riding Hood that dies when the wolf eats her and her grandma because she freaking trusted him
Takumi: Even though she should know the route to her grandma's house!
Elise: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Elise: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Leo: TAKUMI STOP SCARING MY SISTER
Takumi: SHUT UP NOHRIAN SCUM
Sakura: Leo, Takumi, calm down!
Sakura: Calm down!
Sakura: Elise I promise that fairy tales are nicer now
Elise: R-Really?
Sakura: Yes
Takumi changed the chatroom's name to "ANALYZING FAIRY TALES 101"
Takumi: Lucina I cannot believe that you missed the point of freaking Hansel and Gretel
Lucina: My parents never read fairy tales to me.
Leo: Part of me wants to rectify that mistake somehow.
Takumi: Fine we'll have a fairy tale reading party where we read fairy tales
Elise: And never ever go to sleep
Sakura: I have to agree with Elise
Sakura: I heard you reading The Story of Tam and Cam and you scarred me for life
Takumi: Sakura literally 85% of Cinderella tales are violent
Leo: Oh right........
Lucina: If we're doing this.....
Lucina: I'll have to go drop Sparky with Nino.
Takumi: Sparky?
Lucina: My pet Pikachu
Sakura: *squealing*
Elise: *dies from cuteness*
Leo: I was unaware that you had a Pikachu
Leo: Weren't you concerned with your family disagreeing?
Lucina: Pfft no not really
Lucina: Owain might teach it how to dab
Lucina: Or attempt to use it in his theatrics
Lucina: Or give Sparky a dumb name
Leo: That does sound like Odin......
Takumi: Odin?
Leo: My retainer
Leo: Or rather one of them
Leo: The non Perverted but Theatric one
Takumi: Ah
Takumi: Continue, Lucina
Lucina: Might be concerned about my father though
Lucina: And *maybe* my brother
Sakura: Why?
Lucina: My dad might make it the mascot of the Shepards
Lucina: Probably take Sparky on campaigns
Lucina: Give Sparky his own tent
Lucina: Pamper him
Lucina: Probably make him do some tricks
Lucina: My mom would just think it's cute
Lucina: And my brother Inigo might just go and try to use Sparky to pick up girls
Leo: Sounds like one of Xander's retainers
Elise: You mean Laslow?
Leo: Yeah
Lucina: Frederick is the only one against me having a Pikachu.
Lucina: He's convinced that Sparky is a Plegian spy
Takumi: Wtf
Takumi: That sounds really out of line
Sakura: So says the man who refused to accept Corrin as their sibling.
Takumi: THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT OKAY
Leo: *face palm*
Elise: *sighs*
Lucina: Anyway I dropped Sparky off with Nino.
Takumi: Let's meet in the library with the fairy tales
Lucina: Rinea and Berkut are joining me
Lucina: They're bringing food.
Lucina: We're on our way.
Lucina is offline.
Elise: I'LL GET SOME FOOD
Sakura: M-Me too.
Elise is offline
Sakura is offline
Leo: This will go horribly wrong
Takumi: Very
Leo: Not much we can do.....
Takumi: True
Leo is offline
Takumi is offline.
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I hope you enjoyed this Suki!
Also yes I mentioned the fairy tales for a reason.
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