Lu li la la lu li la la la

Lu li la la lu li la la la

Lu li la la lu li la la la

Lu li la la lu li la la la

Reina: Now, shall we start?

Seven Crimes and Punishments.

Lu li la la lu li la la la

Lu li la la lu li la la la

Lu li la la lu li la la la

Lu li la la lu li la la la

Lu li la la lu li la la la

Lance: Seven flowers bloom as the Seven Sins are released.

Lance: My confidence gives me a chance to flirt with women, filling my heart with crushes and heartbreak.

Hunk: Seven seeds fall to descend into the Earth.

Hunk: As we go forward, I want to eat everything - except for weird stuff!

Allura: Built from a shattered world,

Allura: My new Kingdom of Altea shall be unstoppable!

Lance, Allura, and Hunk: Evil has descended upon the world thanks to the twins.

Lance, Allura, and Hunk: What story shall the writer create?

Lance, Allura, and Hunk: Seven Crimes and Punishments.

Lu li la la lu li la la la

Lu li la la lu li la la la

Lu li la la lu li la la la

La la la la

Coran: The seven winds spread this poison everyone.

Coran: I can't sleep.... Something's missing

Pidge: In Seven Springs, I see my father and brother

Pidge: Stand between me and them, and it will not end well for you

Shiro: In the underground arena,

Shiro: I shall begin my farce of a battle

Shiro, Coran, and Pidge: Everyone seeks happiness in this world.

Shiro, Coran, and Pidge: What outcome will the writer choose?

Shiro, Coran, and Pidge: Seven Crimes and Punishments.

Luxuria
Gula
Superbia
Acedia
Invidia
Avaritia
Ira

Keith: What was that sound? Space?

Keith: No! It's my sword!

All (sans Reina): Evil has descended upon the world thanks to the twins.

All (sans Reina): What story shall the writer create?

All (sans Reina): Seven Crimes and Punishments.

Reina, Chrom, and Marth: Lu li la la lu li la la la

Reina, Chrom, and Marth: Lu li la la lu li la la la

Reina, Chrom, and Marth: Lu li la la lu li la la la

(Heavily edited version of the Seven Deadly Sins)

Starring:

Reina as Allen
Lance as Venomania
Hunk as Conchita
Allura as Riliane
Coran as Eve
Pidge as Kayo
Shiro as Gallerian
Keith as Nemesis
Chrom as Hansel
Marth as Gretel

Reina: ....

Reina: .....

Reina: I MADE EVILLIOUS AND VOLTRON LD WEIRD AGAIN!!!!

Chrom: *face palm*

Reina: The only reason way Chrom, Marth and myself are here was because Voltron doesn't have enough people for this song....