Me: *walking with my mom* Mom, my 10 KM egg is about to hatch

Mom: Cool!

*Mr. Mime comes out of the egg*

Mom: That is the stuff of nightmares.

Me: I don't have this one yet!!!

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Me: Mom, my egg hatched.

Mom: What did you get?

Me: More eggs. *shows mom Exeggecute*

Mom: You basically hatched eggs from an egg.

Me: Yep.

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Me: Mom, look what I caught! *shows mom a Venonat*

Mom: It looks like a furry grape.

*weeks later*

Me: Mom, I caught another Pokemon

Mom: Which one did you catch?

Me: The furry grape.