Reina: *starts planning a new story*

Chrom: Reina, what are you doing?

Reina: Planning a new story.

Chrom: *sighs* What is about?

Reina: *turns to Chrom* Both Robins are vampires and they capture you! So then someone tries to save you and stuff!

Chrom: ...... *face palm* Really?

Reina: Yes. And I want to add in vampire Bayonetta, but I want it to be an FE Story.

Chrom: Reina, how about this..... You write the beginning so that you can write it later when you write more of your other stories.

Reina: Yes!!!! *starts writing*

Chrom: What have I done?

Reina: And I should turn you into a vampire!

Chrom: ..... No.

Ike: For those of you wondering, Reina got this idea from UnaUsuarioNormal's random book.

Chrom: Ike, help me.

Ike: Nah~.

Chrom: Ike you j******.