You know that meme where the girl asks for a dragon, Santa says no, she asks for a boyfriend, and then Santa gets her the dragon? I made a few different versions.

Skulduggery

Me: For the next Skulduggery Book I want a dragon
Derek Landy: Be realistic.
Me: Okay, I want Fletcher to not date Valkyrie.
Derek Landy: What color of dragon do you want?

Zelda

Me: For the next Zelda game I want an airship
Sakurai: Be realistic.
Me: Okay, I want Link to speak.
Sakurai: What color of airship do you want?

Mario

Me: For the next Mario Game I want a dragon
Nintendo: Be realistic.
Me: Okay, I want Peach to have a chainsaw.
Nintendo: What color of dragon do you want?

Servamp v1

Me: For Christmas I want a piano
Licht: Be realistic.
Me: Okay, I want to hug Lawless
Licht: TAKE HIM

Servamp v2

Me: For Christmas, I want a dragon
Kuro: Be realistic.
Me: Okay, I want have tea with Tsubaki
Kuro: What color of dragon do you want?

Fire Emblem

Me: For the next Fire Emblem Game I want a demon
Nintendo: Be realistic.
Me: Okay, I want Ike to date someone.
Nintendo: What kind of demon do you want?

Evillious Chronicles

Me: For the next song I want a dragon.
mothy: Be realistic.
Me: Okay, I want Master of the Heavenly Yard to come out
mothy: What color of dragon do you want?

Kid Icarus

Me: For Christmas I want a Kid Icarus short
Nintendo: Be realistic.
Me: Okay, I want another Kid Icarus game.
Nintendo: What do you want the short to be about?

Shall I make more of these? What if I did this with my stories? If you guys would like to submit some I would like to see them!