Just some random thing I wrote....

Chrom: .....

Honor....

Respect....

Justice....

Back then, it was everything.

Now, the only thing that matters is survival.....

Five weeks ago....

They came.

Monsters.

They launched their attacks swiftly and unexpectedly.

They attacked the unsuspecting coasts and invaded the land, converting thousands to their cause, slaughtering millions in a heartbeat.

Overnight, everything changed. Humanity had a new enemy to unite against - the spawn of Satan, harbingers of hell. They had to stay together to prevent the apocalypse from reaching full circle.

But it's hard to end the apocalypse when zombies-

Marth: CHROM YOU IDIOT!!!!

Chrom: WHAT DID I WRONG THIS TIME?!?!?

Marth: YOU'RE NO-

Roy: QUIET!!!!!! THEY'LL FIND US

Ike: Woah woah woah.... Everyone take a f****** chill pill.

Roy: We are in a f****** warzone, Ike.

Ike: In an f****** underground base. Just let Chrom finish the recording before we go on patrol.

Marth: And potentially never come back.

Ike: Just shut up Marth.

Marth: .......

Chrom: Okay.... What Marth was... *coughs* graciously reminding me about humanity's new enemy is that they aren't the normal zombies...

They're-

Robin: Zombie mermaids from the depths of the ocean!

Ike: *coughs*

Robin: What? Corrin is worried that we might get them soon, so you can finish it later.

Chrom: Well.... Okay. I'll finish recording this later.

*recording ends*

Reina: Well.... I saw this because of Smosh Games where they're playing Red Flags and Mari gets the cards, "Zombie merperson that doesn't fart." So yeah.

I was inspired by SeiichiRyotakun's story "Until Dawn" and by Pacific Rim - although I've seen Pacific Rim.