Chrom: *drinking soda*

Robin: Chrom, what are you doing?

Chrom: Hiding from Reina.... I have to crossdress, and I tremble at what she'll make me wear.

Robin: And this is why I help her with ships and not make bets against her.

Chrom: I know, I know.

Ike: Chrom, you can take a breather right now.

Chrom: Why?

Ike: Reina's scaring Roy and Marth right now.

Robin: It's not Halloween.... What exactly is she telling them?

Ike: Several ghost stories.... The only one I heard had Roy ready to throw up and Marth ready to faint.

Chrom: What exactly is she talking about?

Ike: Um.... Something about a "Todd Sweeny" .... Or was it "Sweeny Todd?"

Robin: It's Sweeny Todd. They say he's fictional, but he could be real.

Ike: If that's the case, I hope he was fake.

Chrom: What time period was he from?

Robin: 1800's. Let me look him up.

Chrom and Ike: Sure.

*ten minutes later*

Chrom: Maybe that wasn't the best idea.