Reina: So on the off chance that you saw my story The Girl Covered in Ash, was there anything you were hoping to happen? Like, Ike wearing a dress (and he's buff) and yelling Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo? Or Tharja appearing? If so, could you let me know?

Ike: ARE YOU GOING TO REWRITE THAT STORY OR DO SOMETHING ELSE THAT HAS ME IN A DRESS?

Reina: ....

Ike: Hahaha, HELL NO REINA.

Reina: :p