Nintendo, I love you very much. You've given me great video games, and so I gave you a simple request.... That you messed up.

THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT BY "I WANT NEW HEROES"

WHAT THE- THIS IS WHO MARTH MARRIES?!?!?!?!?!

Sure, that's how you kill people now. By dropping bouquets covered in gold, silver, and that is probably hiding an anvil.

We finally got Charlotte, who is probably marrying Gaius.... Or going to torture Saizo

She is making me really uncomfortable. Especially her face and the cake. 

CORDELIA WHY

Look, she stole Pit's bow! And his wings!

And finally

DID ELIWOOD AND HECTOR PUT YOU UP TO THIS

Also, Lyn is going to burn you.

Wait, how come there aren't any grooms?

Does this mean that Cordelia married Chrom?

Well, at least you fight the brides and get orbs to get them-

Hold up.

Do I....

Do I...

DO I HAVE TO PUT THEM IN FIRE EMBLEM HEROES SUPPORTS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

SERIOUSLY THOUGH NINTENDO WTF

WHY CANT YOU GIVE US LEON OR SHIRO

(Probably because summer is for weddings....)

Causing another Waifu wars near you this May 30th!