So Nintendo is evil.......

Anyway, I got Magikarp jump. The goal is to train Magikarp to jump.

And this is how the game opens. You also don't get to name your character, but you can name the Magikarp whatever you want. Like dinner, for example.

This was also released by Nintendo

This is my latest Magikarp. I named her Reflet after um.... Losing Robin🚹 and Robin🚺

Some of these berries make me super uncomfortable

Can I transfer the gold Magikarp to Pokémon Go to get a shiny red Gyrados? What?! No?!?!?! WHY NOT?!?!?!?!?!

https://youtu.be/H3x3-22Gi3g

And so here is the actually despressing Magikarp theme song.

Next chapter will explain how I um, lost Robin and Robin.