Lon'que: *minding his own business* Hmm......?

Lon'que: CHROM?!?!?! 

Chrom: I-I can explain-

Lon'que: 

Lon'que: There. I have purged the Easter Bunny from your soul

Chrom: LON'QUE WTF

*meanwhile*

Elise: Big brother! You look so nice!

Xander: No, I don't.

Elise: You're hurt. Let me heal yo-

Elise: Oops. I accidentally attacked you.

Xander: *facepalm*

*while this is happening*

Camilla: Corrin! Give me a hug.

Corrin: NO

Camilla: You need some care.

Corrin: ......

Cecilia: *writing a lesson plan for Roy and Liliana*

Reina: What happened is that I have a team with female Corrin, Elise, Lon'que, and Cecilia, and I decided to make them fight in the spring festival on Normal. All these match ups? Not on purpose, except for Elise and Xander - I wanted to see a healer beat Xander. It wasn't until later I realized what I did.

Reina: Two more things - One, so with the exception of Camilla, the Nohrians are blonde, and they all have different moms. The Hosidans don't have the same hair color, yet they share the same parents. What happened there?

Reina: Second thing. This line.

That's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too many carrots.

Also, if they keep doing this, Ylisse will run out of carrots and have a famine similar to the Irish Potato Famine. A Ylisse Carrot Famine, if you will. (I "borrowed" the name from Steampowered_Dragon)

(If you look at Sharena's pic, you can see Corrin's dragon symbol. Just noticed that.)

Bonus: After Lon'que, Corrin, Elise, and Cecilia returned, this happened:

Lon'que should be losing his s***

Wait, no. He'd pass out from stress/nervousness because he's on a team with Elise. And Corrin and Cecilia. But mostly Elise.

And Fiora/Fiona/Purple Haired Pegasus Knight is scared of men, so she's probably hiding behind Lyn.

........

........

No.

Don't you dare make a ship with these Fiora and Lon'que because Lon'que will kill whoever shipped them. I've seen so many fics that has characters do weird stuff with the voting gauntlets. It's bizarre.