Reina: *reads The Story of Tam and Cam* This is one of the most violent fairy tales! Why would someone get killed so many times? *ends up adapting it because why not*

Reina: *some time later* What was that fairy tale where the Devil screams I can smell your christian blood?

Shiro: What

Keith: That's just Reina being Reina. 

Lance: *eating cereal*

Reina: *sees The Two Sisters and reads it*

Reina: Okay I was wrong The Two Sisters is more f***** up than Tam Cam.

Shiro: Why?

Reina: ONE OF THE GIRLS DIES AND GETS TURNED INTO A INSTRUMENT WTF

Lance: *disgusted* I don't think I can eat anymore..... *throws cereal away*

Keith: *throws the harp he was holding out the window* I agree with Lance. 

Shiro: Reina wtf are you reading?

Reina: Fairy Tales.....?

Shiro: I forbid you from adapting The Two Sisters. Especially if you intend to use Voltron characters.

Reina: Yeah I find it hard to believe that you would drown Keith because the two of you were in love with Lance, mostly because I ship you with Allura, and you would never willingly drown Keith.

Shiro: .... That wasn't what I meant.