Reina: Another chapter from Misu! (Too lazy to format it though)

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We're Not a Couple

Misu advises a letter writer who wants people to stop shipping him with his butler.

Misu Manā is online occasionally to answer questions that video game, anime, tv, comic, fanfiction, and book characters have in terms of manners, etiquette, and to remind you that you shouldn't actually do some of the things that happen in this chat. She is also not responsible for moments that make you laugh, face palm, or go WTF, and some of her advice should be taken with a grain of salt as these situations will never happen in real life.

Misu: Ding dong the witch is dead.

Isa: IRINA ISNT DEAD. IF SHE WAS THEN ELLUKI WOULD BE DANCING!

Misu: Awww. Anyway, welcome to the chat! I have Isa here with me to help moderate the chat.

Isa: Because last time you had the computer you tried to ship bees here.

Misu: So?

Isa: JUST BECAUSE SOKA GAVE YOU MONEY TO DO SO DOESN'T MEAN THAT IT IS A GOOD IDEA!

Misu: Wait, why?

Isa: I'll tell you later. Let's get started.

Misu: Okay!

Dear Misu,

I am a rather wealthy person that has servants to help me take care of the place while I am out doing my job. My butler often comes with me to assist me, and people have started shipping us. I want them to stop because it is annoying and disgusting because he is older than I am. What should I do?

- Annoyed Lord

Dear Annoyed,

Kill them all with fire. They deserve to die. Especially if you already told them no at least twice. Or alternatively, get the butler to silence them. Or hire a hitman.

Dear Misu,

You stole the last idea from Elluki. At least acknowledge that it was a suggestion from someone else.

- Isa

Dear Isa,

NEVER.

Love, Misu❤️

Dear Misu,

I have a pet Pikachu who started carrying a ketchup bottle around and caresses it in public. What should I do?

- I wanna be the very best

Dear Wanna,

Give the Pikachu some french fries.

Dear Misu,

I have a sensei that works super hard, yet any time he does stuff, he is insulted and belittled. It doesn't help that he is bald, yet he has saved countless lives. How do I get people to recognize the awesomeness of my sensei?

- Demon Kouhai

Dear Demon,

Kill the dissenters, or incapacitate them when your sensei is nearby. Or throw a parade in his honor.

Dear Misu,

I lost my memory of my childhood, and I'm currently an adult keeping an eye on a young girl who has lost her father, her mother, and her brother over the last few years, and I adopted my own daughter as well. Do you have any suggestions for me to regain my memory?

- Head of the Staff

Dear Head,

Um..... Not really, to be honest. Maybe try hitting your head against something? Wait, Isa says that didn't work our for Morgan in Fire Emblem Awakening. Darn it. Talk to someone with magic, perhaps?

Dear Misu,

I am currently trying to lead a team and stop evil from destroying the universe. A new person, a prince, is currently leading the battle, and I feel the urge to nickname him in a way that is insulting. Any suggestions on names?

- Red Emo

Dear Red,

Hmmm... Check tumblr for ideas because there was a similar situation in Voltron Legendary Defender with Prince Lotor, and there were people coming up with ideas for him, like Prince Loser. Or I can send you Isa.

Dear Misu,

WHAT

- Isa

Dear Isa,

I heard you come up with nicknames for a bunch of villains like Ghiradim and Ghiradelli for Ghirahim.

Dear Misu,

Oh yeah.

- Isa

Misu: Any more letters?

Isa: No.

Misu: Okay, now that the chat is over, I'm going online to do stuff.

Isa: Misu, no.

Misu: I was going to buy Miso soup.

Isa: Misu, we have a place that sells Miso soup!

Misu: We do?

Isa: Yes. That's where Reina buys that stuff.

Misu: Oh.......

Isa: If you are really bored then stream something or play Cat Mario.

Misu: Imma play Cat Mario. Until next time!

Isa: Bye.

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The letter writers, barring Isa:

Annoyed Lord - Ciel Phantomhive

I wanna be the very best - Ash Ketchum

Demon Kouhai - Genos (One-Punch Man)

Head of the Staff - Mariam (Evillious Chronicles)

Red Emo - Keith (Voltron Legendary Defender)

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I'm doing that OC Q&A, so in a few chapters I'll post the OC's names and some info about them so that you guys can ask them stuff.