Have At Thee, Evil!

Misu advises a letter writer whose sister in law is trying to take over the world.

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Dear Misu,

I recently accepted a job to help stop evil from spreading through seven different artifacts because they might destroy the world. However, my sister-in-law "Iroha" is constantly stealing these artifacts, corrupting people and sowing destruction, and occasionally trying to kill me. I've tried talking to her, but she won't listen to me. What should I do?

- Mad at Sister-in-Law

Dear Mad,

Oh dear. That is a huge problem. It's one thing to corrupt the world, but it's another to kill the person protecting it. I would suggest talking to her, but she already said no.... Perhaps you can contact a counselor, or ask for some warriors to capture her. Once you do that, you can destroy those blasted artifacts and live a happy life.

Dear Misu,

I used to work for an international organization until it was shut down years ago after my boss went missing. I moved on, finding another job easily and occasionally missing my old job. Recently on a job, I ran into a man who looked like him! I wanted to talk to him, but he wouldn't stop for a chat over a cup of tea. Is there a way to see if he is my old boss?

- Dead Boss Is Possibly Alive

Dear Dead,

I suggest emailing him. Or calling him. Or blackmailing him. Or tricking him into fighting you. Or take something he has. Or doing something to get his attention. Then you can talk to him.

Dear Misu,

I'm a defender of the universe working with several people, including someone who I admire. After our recent battle, he disappeared into thin air, and we haven't found him, leaving someone else in charge. Half the group thinks he's dead. The other half is willing to tear the universe apart to find him. Which side is more logical?

- Desperate to Find My Friend

Dear Desperate,

Tear the universe apart. You shouldn't leave a friend dead, and you should also seek revenge. Why not create chaos will you're at it?

Dear Misu,

I'm convinced that my friend is a notorious superhero vigilante. How do I prove it?

- Wannabe Reporter

Dear Wannabe,

Hire Deadpool to kidnap your vigilante superhero and pay enough to not say anything once you unmask the superhero vigilante.

Dear Misu,

My dad is evil, and so we're ambushing him at a theatre to stop him from being the tyrant of the whole world. We replaced one of the singers with one of our own, but we ran into a problem. She's recognizable. How do we fix that?

- Rebel Trying to Stop the Evil King

Dear Rebel,

Dye the girl's hair and change her hair/outfit. Or fake that she's a different person when people ask. Whichever one works.

Misu: That's all the time I have for today! Don't go destroying the world, my friends!

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Reina: The advice columnist is literally named, "Miss Manners" according to Google Tra- //shot.

Anyway, this is a joke chapter, given that she tells her readers not to destroy the world but it's okay to hire Deadpool to do jobs. I might do another one with more characters later.

The first letter was from Elluka Clockworker about Irina, the second is from Tracer about Soldier: 76, the third is from Hunk about Shiro, the fourth is from Mary Jane Watson about Spiderman, and the fifth is from Corrin about Azura. Literally everyone except Misu is OOC.

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And if this is popular - //shot