So my teammate was trying to think of a name for his new air rifle and asked for advice so I suggested 'Precious.'

(Then our team captain did a Gandalf impression and said 'It has been called that before... But not by you.')

Later, I looked over and saw on a piece of blue tape his name, and underneath it is written 'AKA Precious.'

I can't believe he did it

ONE FOR THE FANDOM

NOW I CAN MAKE LORD OF THE RINGS JOKES AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME

(I have realized that I am the equivalent of Eol, for  I have not named mine yet.