THE ROYAL PUTIN SONG

KOOOOOOMMMMRADE,

LETSPUTINLETSPUTIN, THE PUTIN IS THE BEST

LET'S KICK BIDEN'S @SS OFF, BECAUSE HE'S A MOTHERFRICKER

BICKERBOCKER DLIKC

WARNINGWARNING

YOUR COMPTUER HASSE BEENNE INFECTED BY A COMMUNIST VIRUS

BRACE YOURSELVES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

-BRRRRRRRRRRRR ITS COLD

-GET ME A SOVIET BLANKY NOW!

-AND MY TEDDY!

-AND MY SICKLE!

-AND MY HAMMER!

-WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE I'M WRITING?

-BRUH

-AMOORIKON SLANG??? I'M GONNA TURN INTO A DEMOCRAT SOON!

-DADADADADADADADDIDDIDIDIID

-FRICK ISRAEL!

-AND AMERICA!

-AND MY HEAD!

-WAIT WHAT?

-KMRADES! KICK MY HEAD OFF!