Alexander Anderson pov.

As I watched the 2 boys fight I was about to intervene when one of my loyal soldiers stepped in between. "You should never use violence against another. Unless its towards a protestant or monster." His American accent sounded with a smile and pat the 2 boys head before they ran off.

"Well said Nathen." I congratulated him as he looked up. His left eye was covered up by some sorta mask.

(Replace the symbol on the head band with a cross.)

"Ah Father Anderson. I heard that one of the council is coming to visit us. Shall I fetch the good wine?"

"No only the pope can drink that. Now let's go get ready to kill some heathens." I say as he gave me a really look.

"Want me to get boondock saints ready for movie night?" He asked as o laughed.

"Of course my boy. I'll get the popcorn." I look over to see a council member. "We may have to put it on hold." He nods sighing walking away as I walk to the councilman. "How can I help you?"

Timeskip to Ireland.

No one pov. Nathen sat on the roof staring at the sky as he heard Father Anderson killing the head vampire. He waited for a few seconds dwelling on something before he jumped into the roof through a window. As he burst through Anderson was cutting off the head of the vampire. "Took you long enough." Nathen said as his accent was trumped by a loud bang. "That wasn't you huh?"

"Nope it was some bloody protestant heathen who wants to die." Anderson said as Nathen pulled out an Mk14

"Destroy all that which is evil." Anderson started to quote as Nathen switched off the safety.

"So that which is good may flourish." Nathen finished as he and Anderson walked down some stairs to hear Alucard start joking.

"Suddenly it reeks of hypocrisy in here." Alucard said turning towards the duo. Nathen jad his rifle hung over his shoulder as he stared at the police girl on the floor while Anderson stared at alucard. "Oh if it isn't the catholic church. And what's this no little timmy glued to your crotch? Progress."

"Yeah I'm going to go sit this one out next to his slave while you 2 battle it out." Nathen said walking past alucard and sat next to the bloody police girl vampire.

"And look at what we have here. A bloody heathen!" Anderson said as Nathen chuckled at this.

"Excuse me, I'm a fuckmothering vampire. I killed a lot of people to earn that title! I deserved to be called as much." Alucard said as Nathrn noticed the police girl a good distance away. Nathen heard Anderson quote boondock saints which made him laugh. As he quoted more nathen laughed more before hearing a gunshot.

"Damn never seen someone try that before." Nathen said as he watched Anderson get shot in the face.

"Alright let's go home and enjoy my favorite kinda cereal. Count-" the sound of a head beating cut off could be heard as alucards head flew through the air.

"Nice cut father." Nathen said getting off the ground and went to shot the police girl to find her gone. "Oh she couldn't have gone far." Nathen walked forward and followed the blood to find her holding her masters head. "You really shouldn't get ahead of yourself." Nathen said shooting the head from her arms.

"Oh God I'm going to die. Maybe I could seduce him. wait I'm not a 9 year old boy." Nathen heard the police girl mutter which made him sigh.

"Okay first of all That was an isolated incident. Second of all that plan of seduction might have worked. Third of all go fuck yourself you fucking heathen." Nathen said about to shoot when he saw the hellsings organization leader was here. Nathen already knew the drill and lowered his rifle and set it on his arms while waiting for Anderson to deal with it. "Father I feel that we may be causing some sorta incident here."

"I don't give a fuck since at least these protestant whores are going to die." Anderson said before nathen noticed alucard reanimate. "How in the bloody protestant hell did you do that?"

"Fuck you that's how." Anderson then left after some words. Nathen shook his head and started to walk to the hellsings leader.

Nathen

"Can I help you father?" Integra asked me as I held my rifle like a stick on my shoulder.

"First of all i'm not a priest. Second of all I need a ride." I say as I saw Alucard stare at me. "And if you don't keep your dog their from staring at me I'm going to put a bullet somewhere very painful." I warned as he smirked.

"He seems like a total baller. Lets bring him with us." Alucard said as he looked at integra. I walked over to the police girl and helped her up.

"Why are you helping me after what happened?" She asked as I laughed.

"Well I'm a man of perspective. A few minutes ago our perspective was being enemies. Now it's of us on a common goal." I say as she stares at me.

"Fine I'll give you a ride but only if you ride to the hellsing mansion with us and work for our church." Integra said as I shrugged.

"Sure might get me a higher body count." I say as all of us walk to a nearby helicopter. "So what's in store for us?" I asked.

"Just basic killing and such." Integra explained as I looked over and stared a bit at police girls breast. "So is miss vampire over there single?" I asked as Alucard laughed.

"Police girl with big tits is available. And a virgin." Alucard smirked.

"Oh perfect for a sacrifice." I joke before laughter between us broke out.

"Ah if this is our new associate then we'll have fun." Alucard as I frowned when I realized that Anderson was probably watching boondocks without me.