It was a surprisingly calm day at the SMC mansion with everyone watching the MAMA awards on TV  (fuck you Mnet) when Dejun went to get her phone from her nightstand and returned with a confused look on her face.

"why does Ren's Moomin plushie have a white stain on it?" and with that everyone had their eyes on Dejun. "uh- what-" said Johnny and Nono at the same time. "white stain? what do you mean?"  this time it was nana that spoke up. "Yuh its a medium sized white stain on the back of Ren's Moomin plushie." Dejun informed beckoning towards their room.

Pornkul stood up and dusted the bread crumbs off of her hoodie before walking towards the staircase and muttered a small "lemme see" and so the rest followed suit.

"Y'all go first I got spagetti due at 11:50 so I'll finish that first" Doyo yelled from the kitchen as the rest hummed in response, a few yeah's resonating along side.

With the majority of them at home, the staircase was quite full so it was hard to walk up and down without some of them tripping. 

once all of them reached Ren's room- which she shared with Mork, nana, Nono and Dejun- half of them stayed outside and some of them went in to investigate the alleged white stain on the Moomin plushie. 

 "where is it?" Chan asked unable to see the stuffed toy. "on Ren's bed- here." Dejun spoke up handing the plushie to chan. Johnny and Sehun were resisting the urge to say something which Nono did for them as if she read their minds, "that looks like c-" before she could finish what she was saying Taro smacked her mouth close with her hand and put her in a chokehold. 

Ren had a unreadable look on her face all along so when nana asked "Ren did you hump your Moomin-" her face contorted in disgust before yelling a sharp "NO"

"hoe then why were you panting last night when we all were asleep-" Baek questioned Ren, suddenly getting flashbacks of the previous night. 

It was at this point that everyone's eyes were fixated on ren. "I was-" before she could speak in her defense the door barged once more with a disheveled Doyo panting hard with her hand on the door frame. "I'M HERE-" "I-" "lemme see the stain-" Chan handed Doyo the stuffed toy as she examined  the stain without touching it. 

after a few seconds she remembered something, "oh wait it's glue-" "what?!" "yea- I lost my scissors and I had to do a project so i used Dejun's and I think I dropped some glue on the plushie-" the rest were left speechless as Ren kicked all of them out of her room

after all of it had settled in. they went back to watching the awards and snacking on popcorn along with muttering curses at Mnet for being their shitty self.

Ren threw open the door to Doyo's room the latter flinching at the sudden movement. "what in the world-" "why did you pour glue on my Moomin again?" "Uhh I came home 10 mins ago and I didn't pour glue on your Moomin bij." 

both narrowed their eyes at each other till nana came with a confused Johnny by her side. "Johnathan has a question." Doyo and Ren moved their gaze to Johnny "what is it hoe?" 

"The white stain tastes salty" Johnny pouted "YOU TASTED THE ST-" "I was curious okay-"

Doyo whipped her head towards Ren "DID YOU HUMP YOUR MOOMIN PLUSHIE-" "NO I DIDN'T-" "BIJ ITS WHITE AND SALTY AND NOT GLUE WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE-" 

"I DONT KNOW OKAY-" Ren screeched. nana gasped before a menacing smile played on her face. of course her expression didn't go unnoticed by the other three. "what are you planning bij?" nana looked at Doyo as the duo shared a knowing look between themselves and the contagious evil smile came on Doyo's face.

she stood up and locked arms with nana and faced the hallway. both skipped away hand in hand while yelling "REN IS A MOOMIN HUMPER~" in rhythm across the gigantic mansion as Ren ran behind them on the verge of strangling the duo. "I DO NOT-"

Nono thinking it was a sudden parade joined hands with them as the three continued their menacing jingle.

Just a regular Wednesday at the SMC mansion ;>

[written by Doyo/Yu]