[BACKSTORY: Although most if the members of SMC know this, here it is again. Sehun is very numb about smuts and sexual stuff. Like she actually doesn't feel anything even if she is made to read a smut filled web novel, but gets turned on by Jaehyun's deepass voice. And doyo, on the other hand is a smut monster. She knows the real reason behind Hun's numbness but I'd rather not talk about that. Anygays, Sehun was scrolling through tumblr and stumbled across a blog. IT WAS AN 18+ BLOG, MEANING A SMUT HEAVEN. And the first person to cross her damn mind was none other than Doyoyo.]

Hun:

Doie

WANT SOME FREE SMUT

Doyo:

Yh

. . .

Hun:

😏

I SAID YES

U SAID YES (edited)

Doyo:

I was going thru the texts in wp books channel-

The love triangle-

Is it that-

Hun:

Yh lol

NO

Doyo:

Imma read it

Oh-

Hun:

I found a blog on tumblr

THAT SHIT IS NOICE

Doyo:

SEND

Hun:

OGAY

*link*

BIJ

THIS

THIS

Doyo:

. . . .

Hun:

Yh

Shit is good

Altho I am numb

- 25 MINUTES LATER -

Doyo:

That was so good-

Hun:

Wot

Is that sarcasm

Doyo:

WHY-

Hun:

OR YOU ACC DID-

Doyo:

I READ THE TAEYONG ONE

HUN:

OOP

Doyo:

THANKS FIR THE FREE SMUT

Hun:

READ THE JAE ONES

THEY THE BEST

ALTHO I AM A NUMB DOOD BUT MAN-

Doyo:

NSNSBSBSBBS

Hun:

YUH

And this is how HunDo smuggled smuts like "Hey kid want some free weed?" And "GIMME THAT FREE WEED".

And doyo ended up becoming a tumblr smut addict.

OKAY CUT!

That is not for today's SMC tea. See you in the next episode.