Contains mature language

Since it's the weekend I decided to summon my favorite tired, purple haired friend, Hitoshi.

KatekiDaGhoul: Bro, U up? I wanna hang. Plz, it'll be fun!!

Mysleepybro: I was asleep.

KatekiDaGhoul: And now ur awake so can we chill? 

Mysleepybro: Fine we can chill. But no, I mean it, NO outings.

KatekiDaGhoul: Yay!! I'll be over in 10. That outing comment was a joke, right?

Putting my phone away I grab an oversized black hoodie, black leggings, and black shoes. I look so dark and sad. I start playing some happily depressing music. Yes, dark days of depression, come back to me.
 
I head over to Shinso's dorm. Walking down the hall, I hear voices, as I look towards the them I see Uraraka and Tsu. "Hey guys." I interrupt them. They glance at me then smile. 

"Hey Kat, where are you going kero." Asked Tsu, walking towards me. Uraraka follows.

"I'm going to hangout with Shinso for a bit." They look at each other. 

"Mmm, sure, hangout." Uraraka purses her lips in a line. I laugh.

"No seriously, I wouldn't do that with him. It would be super weird, plus I'm pretty sure he’s 100% gay." They look at me, sighing. "Why'd you sigh? It's true." Uraraka shook her head.

"Because if you’re not doing him, with your tendency to do it with every living thing, some unsuspecting person is going to get… well you know." I know I look like a fish out of water, my mouth gaping, I stare at her. Don't we have a bond? Sure I know she's still a little stiff to the idea of fucking around, but I didn't think she'd judge me for it. We went shopping at the mall together last week for crying out loud. That's it, it’s official, she's next on my fucking list. 

"Well, Ochaco, honey. If you want to curb my habits, then why don't we hang out later and train. So you can, you know, keep an eye on me." I smile innocently at her. She seems skeptical at first then grins.

"Really? Yay! I had no plans, and I would love to apply what I learned over the training camp to an actual battle. Eek, oh then after we can eat snacks and talk. Ahh, this will be so fun." Tsu and I look at each other like, really? Just a minute ago she was judging me. Nodding my head in agreement to all her plans, she squeals louder. "Okay, yay! See you later. Come on Tsu." With that she skips off down the hall.

Shaking my head in the direction they went, I continue to Shinso's room. Reaching his door I knock and enter at the same time. He doesn't even glance at me and continues reading a hero-ing book while sitting on his bed.

"What's the point of knocking if you open the door immediately without waiting. You do know that knocking is normally a way to ask for an invite into the room, and if you don't wait for a response then there really isn't a point." He flips the page of his book.

"Did you really just lecture me and read at the same time. How? I mean that's talking and reading about different things and actually comprehending them both." He sighs at my tactic to avoid his inquiry. I close his door and sit next to him. He continues to read, and read, and read. 

Sighing dramatically, I fall onto my back, spreading my arms out and staring at the ceiling. When he still continues reading that fucking book, I sigh louder, practicality screaming, “Pay attention to me!” He holds up a finger as he finishes his page. He closes the book and falls back next to me, we both stare at the ceiling for a bit. "So…" I say trailing off.

"What's up Kat?" He responds lazily.

"The ceiling, are you dumb? We’re literally looking up, you could easily see that for yourself." I sass, excepting some snarky remark back. All I get is a hum of acknowledgement. I turn to face him, and he turns to face me,"What's wrong with you? Are you sick, dying, constipated?" I ask in horror. He glares at me then sighs, he looks past me into the distance, contemplating. This must be serious. "Toshi, you can tell me anything." My tone conveys calmness and maturity, but I'm a mess inside. He's never had a problem he hasn't told me before. He tells me everything, is it that bad? Is it about me? Oh shit, he’s going to say we aren't friends anymore. Please answer me Hitoshi. Your silence is literally bringing all my insecurities to light.

"I like someone." He says. My mind goes blank. I snort and laugh. He glares at me and I laugh harder. "Why are you laughing? This is serious."

"I... thought… it was… something terrible… but it's just a crush." My laughing chops my reply into a fractured sentence.

"It is terrible, I feel… well I feel. That rarely happens. Ugh, I hate it." He gets up and paces in his room, I've never seen him so agitated before. "It’s like I'm fuzzy and happy and I can't make it stop. Everytime he walks into the room he sparkles and everytime he talks to me, all the sudden I can’t breathe. My heart clenches when that asshole bullies him, or when that dick flirts with him. Damn it, I just want to kiss him everyday and tell him how much I fucking love him." He sits in his chair, head in his hands. 

His breathing is erratic. He’s normally so chill and lazy. Sure, he shows more emotion around me then most. He’s normally slightly off character around me. But this, this is a whole new level.

A boy, someone who is bullied, flirted with by other guys, someone who's openly gay, and sparkles. Aoyama sparkles but he doesn't talk to Shinso. Tokoyami talks to Shinso but he isn't flirted with openly. Midoriya is bullied by Bakagou, flirted with by Todoroki, talks to Shinso, and he most definitely sparkles. It must be him.

"Just tell Midoriya how you… wait are you a sadist or are you at least open to sadistic activities?" He stops his panic to look at me.

"What the fuck do you mean, am I a sadist?" He pauses, "And how the hell did you know it was Midoriya?" I shrug.

"The power of deduction, I am smart, believe it or perish." I say. My grades rival Bakugou's, and he's one of the best in the class.

"Perish." He blurts out. 

"Are you mentally okay?" I question. 

"Is anybody mentally okay?" He makes a point. I don't respond. "Back to my question. What the FUCK do you mean AM. I. A. SADIST?" Should I tell him that the light of his life was fucked so hard by Bakagou that he was taken to Recovery Girl after, and more importantly that Izuku loved every minute of it… Fuck it, imma lie.

"Midoriya breaks a bone almost every fucking day and practically moans in pleasure, not pain," not a complete lie, he does moan and groan. Unless you know he’s a masochist it sounds like a normal groan of pain. "How could he not be a masochist?" He looks slightly convinced. It's silent for a minute, then he crumbles to the floor in defeat. 

"Can I just have a simple date with him and worry about sex on the second date, assuming there is one?" A lightbulb goes off in my brain. I grab my phone and start texting a new group chat.

Operation Shindeku
TheAntiGravity (Uraraka), GoddessOfCreation (Momo), ShesSoGay (Jiro), HottestAlienQueen (Mina), InvisibleGurl (Toru), ThatToungeThough (Tsu), WatchMeSparkle (Aoyama), InnocentNatureBoi (Koda), KatekiDaGhoul (Kat)

KatekiDaGhoul: Guys it's an emergency!!!!!

ShesSoGay: Shindeku? Like Shinso and Deku?

HottestAlienQueen: Yasss another ship.

InvisibleGurl: Awww imagine them cuddling.

KatekiDaGhoul: We must set up a date! Uraraka what's Deku doing right now?!?

TheAntiGravity: Studying I think.

HottestAlienQueen: They should go to the mall.

WatchMeSparkle: Then they could buy matching couple's outfits and be stylish like moi. 

ThatToungeThough: Shinso doesn't seem like the type to like shopping, Kero.

KatekiDaGhoul: True, he hates the mall. Too many people.

InnocentNatureBoi:...

GoddessOfCreation: It's okay to say your idea, Koda.

InnocentNatureBoi: All Might movie marathon.

HottestAlienQueen: That is… PERFECT! Good job Koda.

GoddessOfCreation: Okay I have a plan: Koda, Toru and Aoyama, get the common room ready. Make sure to get tons of snacks and pillows, make it romantic. Uraraka, Tsu, you get Midoriya ready. Kat, Jiro, get Shinso ready. Mina you and I will tell everyone to avoid the common room. Shinso will go to Midoriya's room and ask him out at 19:00, that gives us seven hours to make this perfect.

KatekiDaGhoul: Yes, mom.

TheAntiGravity: On it.

WatchMeSparkle: The common room will be magnificent!!!

Putting my phone down, I jump off Shinso's bed and skip over to his crumpled remains. Grabbing under his armpits I drag him over to his desk chair and set him in it. Tilting his head up, he looks at me with his normal i'm tired and dead inside eyes. I put on a serious face.

"Okay don’t be mad, but I kinda made a group chat that is about Midoriya and you getting together. In said chat we set up a date. You have seven hours to mentally prepare, while Jiro and I help you. Okay?" I wait for his reply. Honestly he hasn't said anything or shown any emotion. Yay! He's back to regular Shinso. Now, all he needs to do is make a sarcastic remark.

"Why would I be mad at you? All you did was tell people about my crush, arrange a date for me and practically doom me to a slow painful death." And there he is. A knock on the door sounds in his room. 

"That'll be Jiro." I go and open the door. "Hey Jiro." She does a half smile and enters. Looking at Shinso she shakes her head in dismay. I follow her gaze to the bed, not the desk chair where I left him. There on the bed under the blankets he sulks. Jiro walks over and tries to remove his blankets. When she does he curls up into an emotionless ball of flesh and just lays there.

"Shinso, come on, we are going to a couple places to buy Midoriya some gifts. You need to stop this mental breakdown and realize that this will happen, so you might as well prepare." Jiro tells him. He slips off his bed and into his closet. I look at Jiro.

"He's giving in... that's all it takes. Just telling him the cause of his breakdown will happen no matter what. That's amazing." Jiro just shrugs in reply. "So what kind of things are we getting?" She pulls out her phone.

"According to Uraraka and Iida, Midoriya loves All Might merch, but since he owns so much of it I thought we could get him things that symbolize All Might." I ponder this, doesn't All Might merchandise symbolize All Might? She sees my confusion and elaborates, "Like a bouquet of flowers in his costume color, or a mix CD with songs that All Might likes. I saw a CD player in Midoriya's room. Or maybe some kind of poster where we photoshop him and All Might together being the number one heros." When shes done giving ideas Shinso comes out of the closet, dressed and gay.

"All of those sound good, come on let's go. I want to get this shopping done as soon as we can." He says. We make our way out of the dorms and to the mall. Along the way, Jiro and I talk about our favorite bands and artists, and Shinso joins in every now and then, but he mostly spaces out.

~after shopping~

Shinso's POV

"You look so… awake?" Kat tells me. Her and Jiro stuffed me into some black skinny jeans, a dark navy blue almost black muscle shirt, and some all black converse. They had me take a shower before I got dressed and my hair is now wet and down. Kat says I should leave it down. I guess I will. To make me look less tired, Jiro used makeup to conceal my eye bags. Looking in the mirror i agree with Kat, I do look more awake.

"Okay so at 19:00 you're going to head to Midoriya's room and give him the All Might themed flowers and ask him on a date. Uraraka assures us that he'll say yes. She used Lida's method of carefully asked abstract questions about seemingly unrelated things to see if he would say yes. We've made sure everyone knows to not go into the common room until tomorrow morning. The movies are set up, and in the common room is the CD of All Might music, signed by All Might himself, and the poster. From there it's all you." Kat goes over the carefully made plan again, probably to calm my nerves. Everyone says that their class is rude and full of themselves, but they literally spent all day making sure my date would go well. 

"It's almost time, we'll leave you alone now." Jiro says, slightly pushing Kat out of the room. Looking at the clock it's 18:47, 13 minutes left. 

Taking a deep breath I remind myself that the worst that can happen is the love of life doesn't like me and I'll never be happy again. I'm so fucked. Damn it. I lay on my bed and think of Midoriya and that calms my mind down. Feeling more relaxed I check the time again. I could go now. There's nothing wrong with being early.

As I walk to Deku's room, on the second floor, holding the flowers I want to turn around and hide under a rock, I won't though. 

I step in front of Izuku's door. This is it, I think, this is it. Raising my hand I knock.

Midoriya's POV

Today has been such a weird day. I was peacefully studying when Ochaco and Tsu came into my room and asked to hang. We spent the day in my room doing non practical things. They kept on asking me these random questions like, “Do you like cats or the color purple? What's your favorite flower? Do you enjoy sleeping? Do you judge people because of their quirks, ect.” There were so many questions that I don't even remember them all.

At 16:00 I was handed a nice outfit and told to change. After that Ochaco took on the task of taming my hair and Tsu left saying she had to do something with Kat. 

I haven't talked to Kat since that day when she accused Kacchan and I of having sex. Yes, we did have sex. And no, that was not the last time. But I know he’s just in it for the sex, there’s no way he likes me. Which is good, because I don't like him either. I now understand Kats “doing people with no strings attached” method of life.

I am now in front of my mirror, looking at my hair. Ochaco left a little bit ago, also to go hangout with Kat, and I was told to wait in my room. I wonder what I'm waiting for, and why I'm all dressed up.

Knock...knock...knock.. I look at my door. Is that what I'm supposedly waiting for? Walking over I answer it. I see Shinso, and wow, I have no words. He’s so...cute…hot… sexy all at the same time.

"Hey, Midoriya, um…." He holds up a bouquet of my favorite flowers to hide his face, are they All Might’s Golden Age costume colors? “Will you go on a date with me?” He asks me still hiding his face. Taking the flowers away from him, I grin.

“I would love to… Hitoshi.” I giggle. His face flushes dark red. Is this what my friends were doing all day? Why those weird questions were asked, why I’m all dressed nicely, was this a group effort? Did my classmates spend all day setting up a date for Hitoshi and I? I see Hitoshi stretch out his hand to me, I grasp it in my own. He leads me to the common room. As we enter I gasp.

The usually minimal common room was decked out in lights, pillows, All Might things, flowers, hearts, and many other romantic things. I look at Hitoshi he seems just as shocked as me. I hear him whisper, damn it, Kat under his breath. Ahh, so Kat had a part in this, that makes sense.

"Everything looks great, I love the All Might stuff." I'm trying to keep my fanboying to a minimum, even though I'm All Might's successor I still freak out about his merchandise and collectibles, and really anything to do with him.

"I'm glad you like it." He pulls me over to the coach. "I have two more things to give you. Then, maybe, you would like to watch an All Might movie marathon with me?" I nod my head enthused at the movie part. He lets out a relieved sigh as he hands me a long roll of poster paper and a flat square object. "I hope you like them." 

I open the roll of paper first, it's about the length of my arm. Unraveling it I see an All Might poster. Except there is something… no someone next to him. OMAM (Oh My All Might) it's me. I'm in my hero costume standing next to the number 1 pro, smiling with my fist raised, as he stands next to me doing the same. I squeal.

"Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU." I jump over and hug Hitoshi. He laughs, I don't think I've ever heard him laugh before. I seem to have jumped into his lap, but he doesn't look bothered by it.

"Open the other one." He tells me and I do. It's a CD. As I read it I see All Might's autograph, and realize the list is all songs that he likes. "It's an All Might compilation of music, featuring his favorite songs." Hiro tells me. I look at him were about 17.526 centimeters apat. I quickly peck him on the cheek, he turns into a strawberry. Giggling at his cuteness I look towards the TV.

"You said there was a movie marathon?"