Freddy: *finishes eating his body* Hmm? *realizes he ate himself* See Ghosty, I ate my whole body and it was DELICIOUS, It wasn't anything vital like-

*You are dead*

R.I.P Freddy Krueger

Wtf bro?

sad music

Freddy: REVIVE ME ALREADY!!!!

Ghostface: ADMIT YOUR STUPID!!!!

Freddy: OVER MY DEAD BODY!!!! *goes back into his grave*

3 seconds ago

Freddy: Fine I'm stoopid -_-

Ghostface: Heh heh, okay *revives Freddy*

Freddy: .................. bitch slap

A KNOCKOUT!!!!!

Few days later

Ghostface: *eats his arm* Yeah nvm, this is actually pretty good.

R.I.P Ghostface

bruh -_-