Chapter 10

Shopping with the Avengers

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Miranda returns Gardevoir and walks in before the Avengers do; to not have attention drawn to her. Once the Avengers walk through the door all heads turn towards them.

"Do you think they are famous actors or something?!"

"Those clothes they're wearing are strange looking..."

"They're really hot!"

"Maybe they're models!"

"Is there a photo shoot happening?!"

Miranda walks towards them slowly and gets next to them, but not facing them. She fiddles with things by them. "Look around for clothes your size then put them in the corner and separate them by whose is whose. I will go by and make sure if it works," Miranda says not looking directly at them. "Get more then one outfit, like, enough outfits for a week." They don't look at her either and look forward while talking. "Get all kinds of clothing from thick heavy jackets to light ones. Get clothes for every season."

"You're not my mom. I think I can pick out clothes for myself," Widow says annoyed at the 'I will make sure if it works' comment.

"Don't make me do something I will regret. Just go!" Miranda says and walks away to look at other clothes.

"Does she know who she's talking to? She's gonna be dead if she knows what's good for her," Tony says, snickering along with Sneasel.

Natasha jabs Tony in the stomach. "Shut up." Now it's Buneary's turn to snicker.

"Ooof," Tony says holding his stomach. "Necessary?"

"Sneasel?" he says worriedly.

"I'll deal with her later," Widow mumbles and sorts through all the darker clothes with Buneary's help.

"I doubt it. I've calculated some things since being me that she's more powerful than all of us combined," Bruce says. "And I'm not just talking about all her pokemon."

"You really think she's that good?" Tony asks with the same surprised look as Sneasel.

"I don't think, I know," Bruce says.

"Better then the Hulk?" Clint asks.

"I wouldn't doubt it," Bruce says unsure.

"Holy shit," Clint says. "She could kill us."

They all spread around the store looking for clothes that one: fit them and two: they like.

"Odin's beard!" Thor yells causing everyone to look at him. "Thy prices art ridiculous!"

"Shinx shinx!" Shinx says nodding with disbelief.

Clint walks up to him. "Shut up! You're making a scene."

"Star!" Starly says agreeing.

Over by Tony. "So ladies, do you think this one?" He puts a shirt against him. "Or this one." He puts another shirt up. "Looks better?"

"Oh, definitely the second one," the ladies fawn.

He gives a smile that could make you weak in the knees. "Thanks, ladies." He leans and gets close to them. "I mean it." He winks and you can see the girls melt right then and there. "Do you like this one? Sneasel?"

"Sneasel!" he nods confirming he likes the shirt.

"Great!" Tony says and turns back towards the ladies. "Now what about this one?" He picks up another shirt.

"What an idiot," Lucario says annoyed. "Annoying."

"He's gotta be the player," Miranda says observing the Avengers from a distance.

"Obviously," Lucario says and points at Thor. "He has to be the clueless idiot."

"Definitely," Miranda says and points to Clint next to Thor. "He has to be the one to resolve everything. I see him as a player that doesn't get the girls too. Also, I think he has a crush on Widow."

"Yeah," Lucario says. "Widow is the one who doesn't take any shit, kinda like you, but she's severely aggressive about it."

"Yeah, hey!" she yells and Lucario snickers along with Pachirisu. "What about Bruce?"

"As Bruce, the quiet scientist. As Hulk, a total idiot," Lucario says.

"Yeah, I see it. Now Steve, he seems like the loyal, nice guy that's completely clueless to some things. He seems like a typical nice guy."

"Agreed," Lucario says. "Pachirisu?"

"{I like them all}," Pachirisu says with a smile. "{They seem full of fun and wreck havoc wherever they go.}"

"Hopefully they will be fun," Miranda says agreeing.

They all find something that looks appropriate and lay them down where Miranda told them to. Miranda makes her way over to the clothes and approves them. Luckily, they have good enough taste in clothes. She grabs a few and hands them to Lucario. He grumbles and Miranda grabs the rest of the clothes. They take them to the counter and the clerk looks at them funny.

"I don't think any of these clothes will fit you, sweetheart," the clerk says flirtatiously.

"Yeah, they're for some friends," Miranda says and sets everything on the counter.

"These are a lot of clothes. You sure you can afford all these?" he asks, looking at her outfit bottom to top.

"I could buy this whole building if I wanted," Miranda says, beginning to get annoyed with all the judgmental questions. She wasn't exactly wearing the best outfit to look like she had money. Sweatpants and a hoodie, not the exact impression to look rich. "I'd like it if you'd just ring up the clothes and I could leave."

He stares at her closer and his face pops up in surprise. "M-Miranda! I'm sorry! I will do that right away! Sorry, Miranda!" the clerk shouts in surprise. People turn their heads.

"Ssshhh! Be quiet! Why do you think I'm dressed like this! Don't attract attention to me!" Miranda whispers harshly. "Please!" How did he not tell from my pink Pachirisu? Idiot... That's kind of a big give away...

"Oh, uh, yes, sorry," the clerk says and quickly scans the clothes. "That will be a total of $100,000."

Miranda fishes through her bag and pulls out the money. "Here."

The clerk hands her the bags full of clothes, shoes, and whatever else they got. He separates them by whose outfits are whose, with Miranda's directions of course. "Here you go! Have a nice day!" Miranda takes a nearby piece of paper and a pen and signs her name on it then hands it to him. "Oh my Arceus! Thank you!"

"You're welcome," Miranda says with a smile and walks out with a few of the bags while Lucario carries the others. She walks by Tony. "Let's go. Get your team." He nods and walks off to collect the others. They all arrive outside and teleport back to the villa.

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"How much was all this?" Widow asks awed at how much of everything there is.

"$100,000," Miranda says. "Not much."

"100 grand!" Clint yells.

"Seriously?" Steve asks.

"Yeah," Miranda says and gives them a weird look.

"Back home this would most likely be about $10,500, at the least," Bruce says. "Remember everything is more here. A simple potion is $200. If there was such a thing as a potion in our world it would probably be like $8 at the most."

"It would've been more but there was a sale today," Miranda says. "This is considered cheap, like extremely cheap. Well, at least for all of these clothes."

"That's considered cheap?!" Clint exclaims.

"If I wasn't on sale it would probably be... $1,000,000... Maybe more..." Miranda ponders.

"Damn!" Clint yells and falls back onto a couch.

"Anyway, I'll show you to your rooms, so you can change," Miranda says and gestures them towards a staircase. They all stand up and follow after her. "All the rooms are the same. They each have their own private bathroom, king sized beds, same size, same whatever." They quickly choose whose room is who. "Now you're free to do whatever you please, just try not to break anything. My room is the whole top level, so if you need me that's where I'll be."

"Alright," Steve says.

Miranda turns to walk up the stairs then turns back around. "Oh, before I forget, change before you go out and do whatever you please. Also, I know each of you have some sort of powers please, don't show anyone."

"No promises..." Bruce murmurs.

"Yes, ma'am," Steve says loudly.

She laughs. "I like you! But no need for the formalities, seriously! I get enough of that from challengers!" She leaves to her room along with Lucario and Pachirisu.

"Meeting," Tony says. "My room, now." They all follow him into his room along with the pokemon. "Miranda said that we could get home by finding 4 pokemon. That's what we'll do tomorrow."

"She said the one known as Arceus will not be easy to find. That it will be impossible to find," Thor says.

"Not impossible, but incredibly difficult," Bruce says.

"We need to ask around to try and find this Arceus," Tony says.

"We need to catch it," Clint says.

"Dumbasses, we need to befriend it. If we try to catch the damn thing it will get agitated and probably kill us," Widow says.

"Tomorrow we will head to a library and do some research," Tony says. "Tonight we need to get some sleep, it's late." They leave Tony's room and go to sleep in their own rooms. The pokemon sleep with their chosen Avenger.

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Next chapter coming soon! This looked a lot longer on word...