"Y'know, this is going pretty well." Murdoc commented, almost to himself. They were sitting together on the couch with Murdoc's arm around 2d. They were watching a movie, but there was currently an advert break, so Murdoc decided to pull his phone out.

"What is?" 2d asked plainly, turning to him.

"Remember that magazine I've found? We're doing well in terms of getting through the points." Murdoc nodded to himself, with a slightly smug smile.

"What, we're good at being boyfriends?" 2d laughed, and Murdoc sniggered along.

"Well, we've already kissed in the rain, had a romantic date in the cinema, and fucked in the car." The two laughed. After a moment, the two calmed down and looked into each other's eyes. 2d reached out and delicately placed a hand on Murdoc's cheek, looking like he wants to say something.

"You know I'm in love with you, right?" Murdoc smiled back.

"Of course, Stu..." The two slowly leaned in, lips about to touch, when a sudden screech coming from the tv stopped them. Both turned to look and saw a horror movie advert come on, with ominous music playing in the background.

"To Hispanics, the chancla should be feared..." The narrator started speaking in a dramatic voice. "It gets you no matter where you go, no matter where you hide. When it is thrown you can try to escape, but it flies through the air like a ninja star and smacks you in the back of the head..."

"What is this?" 2d laughed, their slightly intimate mood ruined, but replaced with a light hearted one.

"I think that's how you're supposed to keep children in check." Murdoc smirked. He looked calm and casual. "By throwing shoes at their head." 2d sniggered at that, which was a really adorable sight to behold. "Not a bad idea."

"Wait, what?" 2d suddenly asked, looking at Murdoc with a raised eyebrow. "Are you for real?"

"Well, yeah." Murdoc shrugged. "If it works, who am I to question it?"

"You're insane." 2d joked, laughing. "I'm not going to let you treat our children like that."

"What children?" Murdoc laughed in response, to which he received a semi-stern look from 2d.

"Have you never imagined-...?" 2d looked at him shyly, a bit too intimidated to finish his sentence. Despite this, Murdoc got the rough idea of what he wanted to say.

"No..?" 2d was speechless for a moment.

"Woah, now I'm offended." 2d half heartedly stated before a huge smirk spread across his face. He sat up and grabbed Murdoc by the shoulders before pushing him down onto the sofa. 2d climbed on top of Murdoc in a way that he was straddling him, hands still on his shoulders. "Have you never thought about what would happen if we got married?" 2d looked amused, his face almost saying 'I'll fuck you right now and show you what it means to have a kid for real.'

"Well," Murdoc smirked back, grabbing 2d's wrists to get back at least some sort of control. "So far I've been trying to focus on getting you to like me enough to date me."

"Oh Mudz, you idiot~" 2d managed to say that as lovingly as he could, with a surprisingly sadistic smile. "I'm already madly in love with you~." 2d looked down at Murdoc, and within a second a thought crossed his mind. The realisation made him smirk even more. "Murdoc, can I top you?"

"What?" In that moment Murdoc realised just how vulnerable he was. "That's ridiculous." He tried to brush it off, but he knew 2d wouldn't give up so easily. He had to come up with something quick. "You've never fucked a guy before."

"So what?" 2d didn't seem phased by this. "I was your first too." This was true.

"Yeah, but I've had experience with countless girls. You're a virgin." Murdoc simply blurted out, not thinking too much of it.

"What?" 2d looked at him, confused. "No I'm not."

"Well, not since you had me-" Murdoc corrected himself.

"No, I wasn't a virgin when you first fucked me." 2d pressed on, and Murdoc was running out of things to say.

"You felt like one though." 2d gasped, mouth hanging open, making Murdoc immediately regret what he said.

"You prick! I'm going to make you pay for that!" 2d laughed, and immediately started taking Murdoc's shirt off.

"Hey!" They fell into a struggle, both laughing. 2d somehow managed to stay on top of Murdoc, though it was quiet the feat. "You won't win with me that easily." Murdoc chuckled with his dark voice before ripping 2d's shirt off. The younger man screeched and then laughed, putting an effort into pushing Murdoc back down below himself.

"Oh, I think I can make you do just about anything." 2d grinned, leaning down and connecting their lips. Murdoc's hands immediately found themselves on 2d's waist, pushing him down as he ground up into him. "Hnng~" 2d whined into the kiss, yet tried to keep his composure as he dry humped back.

With this new distraction, 2d thought this would be the perfect time to try to steal Murdoc's inverted cross from around his neck. 2d's delicate hands traveled to Murdoc's collar bone and, as carefully as he could, tried to get the cross off. Half way through, 2d realised that the only way he could do this was if he lifted Murdoc's head. So now 2d reached one of his hands up to tangle itself in Murdoc's hair, all the while still kissing and dry humping him as a distraction. 2d carefully lifted Murdoc's head up, kissing him harder in the process, but the effect wasn't what he expected...

"Ah!" Murdoc ended up sitting up, rolling his hips into 2d even harder and faster, and pushing him down even more. 2d started trembling and gasping into the kiss, desperately holding onto Murdoc while whining. Still, he had a mission to accomplish. Although it was much harder now, 2d attempted to continue. He moved the chain of Murdoc's inverted cross from his neck, up over his head and onto his own. Though this didn't go unnoticed.

"What are you doing?" Murdoc broke the kiss, giving them a break from the dry humping as well.

"This..." 2d gasped, regaining his breath. "This is a sign of my dominance. He was grinning widely and proudly. Murdoc took a look at him.

"Oh yes, so dominant~" Murdoc smirked, laying back down willingly and resting his hands behind his head. "With all those hickeys I gave you on your body and my cross around your neck, you look like no more than my possession." 2d's grin faded as he realised this, Murdoc chuckled. "Now keep riding me slut, I'm horny." 2d gulped, taking a moment to process this. He rested one hand on Murdoc's bare stomach and sighed.

"I thought I was being dominant... I wanted to be top." Murdoc smiled at 2d sympathetically while grabbing his hand.

"Baby, being top and being dominant are two different things." He chucked. "You'll always be submissive to me, but you can ride me whenever you want." 2d sighed.

"I'll make you give in one day." He stated, pouting.

"Suuuuure." Murdoc chuckled. "Now how about that sex scene we were about to engage in?" 2d sighed again, but this time smiling down at Murdoc. His plan might have failed this time, but 2d was determined to show Murdoc what it really meant to have a boyfriend. Seeing no immediate resistance, Murdoc's hands traveled to 2d's jean button and started undoing it, soon pulling down 2d's zipper teasingly slow. 2d smirked when seeing this, biting down onto his lip in excitement, when suddenly the doorbell rung. Murdoc stopped.

"What the...?" 2d asked, confused, as he looked in the direction of the door. He was pretty sure that the mail man had already come earlier on today. 2d wearily got up.

"Maybe it's your mum?" Murdoc suggested, sitting up.

"Why would she ring the doorbell though?" 2d looked at him.

"I dunno, maybe she knew we weren't doing anything child friendly so she wanted us to stop before she came in." 2d thought for a moment.

"But still... it's too early for her to come back home. Plus it's not Thursday yet." The door bell rung again. "Hmm, I'm gonna go check it out."

"It's probably some salesman, then." With Murdoc not bother to get up, 2d went to check it out himself.

"Hello?" 2d slowly opened the door, expecting some random person or a Jehovah's witness. "Oh, hey you guys." Instead, 2d was surprised to see Russel and Noodle. "Whatcha doing here?"

"Hey D." Russel replied, and Noodle just grinned, standing alongside him. "We were in the area and were wondering if you're busy."

"Ah, yeah. Sorry." 2d opened the door a bit more, revealing his body. Russel and Noodle stared at it. "I told you guys to text me if you wanted to hang out." No reply. 2d furrowed his eyebrows. "Uh, guys? Kinda impolite to stare..."

"Oh sorry." Both of them immediately looked away, Noodle blushing. "Just didn't expect your body to look like that." Russel commented. 2d was confused for a moment, but then he realised.

"Ah! Oh my god!" He quickly grabbed the nearest jacket hanging in the hallway and covered his hickey-ridden stomach. Murdoc silently sniggered at that in the living room. "Sorry about that..." Now 2d was too embarrassed to look them in the eyes, he wasn't even aware that his fly was still undone.

"Uh, it's ok." Russel rubbed the back of his neck. No one was making eye contact, it was awkward. "By the way, what's up with Murdoc's cross around your neck?" 2d's eyes widened. SHIT. "And his car's in the drive-"

"Oh that?" 2d laughed in a panicked, over exaggerated way. He wasn't good at coming up with excuses on the spot, but now all eyes were on him. "Uh, so you see, Murdoc came over for a while-" Seeing Russel raise his eyebrows made him panic even more. "Uh, not like that! There-There's this club? Yeah, this club Murdoc wanted to go to, but there's no parking there, so- so he left his car here. A-And he forgot his cross, so I thought I'd wear it as a joke coz I knew he'd get pissed off???" 2d was stammering and fumbling with his fingers, barely able to stand in one place.

"But you've got someone over haven't you?" Russel asked, suspicious.

"Huh??"

"So you're wearing Murdoc's cross while with someone else?"

"Uhhhhhh," 2d whined unsurely. "It just kinda happened..."

"You're weird Touchie." Noodle commented, but they both knew the word she was looking for was 'kinky'.

"Well, u-uh I've got to go now." 2d mumbled meekly, looking away with a red face.

"Alright then, we'll see you around." Russel sighed in response.

"Bye bye!" Noodle grinned, waving.

"Y-Yeah bye." The door was shut as soon as 2d finished his sentence. Russel sighed again. Noodle looked up at him.

"He was lying, wasn't he?" She asked as they started walking away.

"Of course, it's definitely Murdoc inside." Russel confirmed. They were both troubled by this.

"But what about the person 2d's seeing?" Noodle asked.

"I'm starting to believe that that was a lie too." Russel admitted.

"I don't understand." Noodle looked down. It wasn't the English she didn't get, but the situation.

"You were right, Noodle; 2d has a crush on Murdoc, and Murdoc's fully aware." Russel stated, looking off into the distance.

"But the singer." Noodle mentioned.

"I know about the singer, but does 2d? Murdoc's in love with the singer."

"But he likes 2d too." Noodle stated.

"Does he though?" Russel asked, looking down at the girl beside him. "What if he's just using him? Maybe he's just pretending to like 2d, and he's so good at it that we've fallen for it too."

"I don't think so..."

"Murdoc's either using 2d for his body, or it's a love triangle." Russel shivered, not liking the thought of either.

"I don't like the idea of Murdoc using 2d." Noodle mumbled.

"Me neither, but you've see the hickeys." The two walked in silence for the next minute or so, not sure what to make of this situation. "Whatever, how about we go get some tacos and then think about this later? We're still on break after all, let's not waste it."

I'm sorry for not updating.

Excuses:
-was ill for a week
-stress over university
-went through a break up

Real reason:
-I'm lazy and got no motivation

Once again I'm sorry