For this beautiful picture credit Emily.n.lee, aka the best 2doc artist on Instagram

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Huffing, 2d desperately pushed his hips up into Murdoc above him. Whining and moaning, 2d sped up ever so slightly, loving the feeling of Murdoc being inside of him. It was completely addicting and intoxicating. The thought of stopping never even crossed his mind as he continued rolling his hips into Murdoc.

"You're so fucking bipolar." Murdoc grunted with another thrust. The living room couch was creaking with their every move. He leaned over 2d and kissed him on the cheek, thrusting even deeper and making the boy moan in pleasure. "Literally yesterday you were complaining about not wanting to have sex all the time."

"Who cares?" 2d gasped out, every heavy breath of his laced with a moan. "That was yesterday, today's today." Right after coming back home on that Wednesday afternoon, the two threw themselves onto the couch and after about half an hour of watching TV started dry humping, halfway through which 2d started begging for sex, which Murdoc just couldn't decline. "Fuck, harder!" 2d closed his eyes and tightened his legs around Murdoc's waist. The closer the two came to climax the rougher they went. 2d knew that he'd regret it later, when the pain and soreness came, but in that exact moment he couldn't care less.

Desperate, almost completely spent, the two looked into each other's eyes. Their lips, although only inches apart, kept missing each other as the boys continued to animalistically pound into each other. Hectic, the two almost bit into the kiss, never wanting to part, as if they really were one. Murdoc released his seed into 2d, thrusting a few last times as climax overtook him. 2d came just seconds before him, whining loudly into the kiss.

They continued messily kissing for as long as they could, before being forced to pull away to gasp for air. Murdoc couldn't move too far away though, as his head was immediately trapped by 2d's hands wrapping around it.

"That's it Mudz." 2d panted decisively. "You're not dating anyone else but me." He stated.

"Says who?" Murdoc chuckled lightly, still regaining his breath.

"Says me." 2d sighed. "You're mine. You can't be anyone else's 'coz you're gonna date me."

"Well, in that case, I agree." Murdoc smiled down at 2d, who was being childish and adorable. "I wasn't planning to date anyone else anyway."

"Good." 2d nodded to himself, making Murdoc laugh. He found it really cute when 2d was possessive.

"I love you, you know?" Murdoc admitted, feeling oddly comfortable with freely admitting it.

"You better." 2d snorted. "Just kidding, I love you too, Mudz~."

- - -

The next day at school the four band mates sat in their usual places next to the haunted staircase. 2d, tired from the whole day of working, rested his head on Murdoc's shoulder and closed his eyes in an attempt to nap. He thought of it as ironic that the whole band was there, but Noodle and Russel weren't even aware of it. The thought of the look on their faces when they found out excited him.

"So, what have you two been getting up to yesterday?" Russel asked.

"What prompted that question, Russ?" Murdoc wondered as he put an arm around 2d to cuddle him. "Were we supposed to do something yesterday?"

"Ah, no. Well, yesterday you said 2d was picking you up. That was a bit unusual so I was wondering if you guys got up to something." Russel explained, nodding his head a bit.

"Oh. Well we didn't really get up to much; we just watched some TV and then 2d started begging me to fuck him." 2d's eyes shot open and Murdoc just shrugged. "So I did."

"Wh-What the fuck Murdoc?!" 2d quickly sat up and turned to the teen in question, who just laughed maliciously.

"What? What did I do?" Murdoc continued laughing. Noodle bit her lip excitedly and nudged Russel in the side quite painfully, making him wince.

"See?" She whispered while the other two were distracted playfully arguing. "I'm telling you, there's something between them!!"

"Noodle..." Russel sighed when seeing her enthusiasm. "I still believe that Murdoc's just bullying the kid."

"But they had sex!" Noodle exclaimed almost too loudly.

"And you actually believe that what Murdoc's saying is true?" Russel gave her a questioning look, which caused Noodle to look down and rethink her statement. "Why would he just admit it like that, especially since we know that he wants to have a serious relationship with the singer?"

"But... what if it's actually true...?" Noodle looked up into Russel's empty, white eyes. He looked back at the couple and started pondering it.

"Well, there are only two reasons why he could be serious; one of them is because he's outgoing enough to not care what people think about his love life, which he probably is... And the other one would be because he'd assume that we'd think that it was a joke, and at the same time he could make 2d uncomfortable because he knows that it's true but doesn't want anyone to know..." Russel rambled.

"THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!" 2d suddenly screeched out, returning Russel and Noodle into the conversation.

"Wait, what just happened??" Russel questioned, but got ignored.

"Oh, come on." Murdoc teased with a smug look on his face. "You know you love me~."

"I DO NOT!" 2d grew visibly embarrassed about the statement.

"Admit it." Murdoc stated, but this time it sounded more like a command than a tease.

"NO." 2d stood his ground. All this was leaving Russel and Noodle extremely confused.

"Admit. It." Murdoc suddenly dashed at 2d, pinning him to the wall and keeping a firm grip on his neck. "Or I'll fuck you right here and now, in front of them, and prove that it's true." 2d gasped, wide-eyed, and started clawing at Murdoc's hand.

"N-No!" He released a choked gasp, struggling.

"Murdoc, man." Russel spoke up. "Don't you think you're going a bit too far?"

"Eh, shut it." Murdoc dismissed him and turned back to 2d, leaning his face in dangerously close, causing 2d to freeze out of fear. "I want you to admit that you love me." Their noses were almost touching. 2d gulped, but stayed silent, petrified. He was nowhere near ready to come out of the closet.

"Murdoc." Noodle cut in. "But what if he doesn't love you?"

"Then I'll make him." Murdoc didn't break the eye contact with 2d for a single second. "Because he belongs to me, and does what I tell him to do." He was fully aware that 2d was secretly enjoying this, craving the feeling of being completely exclusive to Murdoc and giving his body up to him. He just didn't want to admit it. "No reply? Fine, I guess we're doing this the hard way..."

Everyone gasped as Murdoc's free hand suddenly went for 2d's crotch, but he didn't just grab it. No, Murdoc decided to go one step further and slide it right into 2d's jeans.

"Stop! I- I- Fine! I love you, I admit it! Now stop it, dammit!" 2d panicked, wide eyed, to which Murdoc just smirked maliciously.

"But if you love me, why would you want me to stop?" Murdoc's hand discretely wrapped itself around 2d's member, making the boy silently whimper. The other two didn't yet know what became of the situation because they couldn't see so well, but decided not to interfere anymore since they were being ignored anyway.

"This isn't funny, Murdoc..." 2d mumbled, feeling Murdoc's hand starting to delicately move against him.

"To me it is." They were both very aware that 2d was starting to get turned on.

"Please stop...." Frustrated, 2d glared at Murdoc. Tension was building up in the air as everyone anticipated Murdoc's next move. When suddenly! The bell rung.

"Saved by the bell, you were." Murdoc stated in defeat, letting go of 2d, who slumped back against the wall and sighed in relief.

"You guys-" Russel stood up, gathering his stuff. "-have some messed up relationship." He shook his head, displeased. Noodle jumped up beside him and grinned.

"At least we have a relationship, Russ." Murdoc finger gunned at him, still sitting down. 2d rested his head on the wall and closed his eyes, waiting for his body to calm down.

"Very gay. Much like." Noodle pointed thumbs up back at him. Murdoc raised an eyebrow at her.

"Come on, you gay child, we're gonna be late to class." Russel sighed, leading Noodle out.

"I'm not gay! They're gay!" Noodle still managed to yell as she left.

"She's gonna realise it in no time." Murdoc sighed.

"I bet she already has." 2d suddenly sniggered. "It's blatantly obvious, especially with your recent behaviour. You've got to make your mind up, Mudz. Do you want them to know that we're a thing, or not?" Murdoc looked over at 2d.

"All I'm saying is, I may or may not have accidentally told them that me and my singer are kind of... close..."

"Oh wow." 2d laughed. "No discretion at all, eh?"

"Well, what was I supposed to do?" Murdoc defended himself. "They asked about why you're not there, so what else was I supposed to say other than that you were grounded because of the hickeys I gave you."

"You didn't have to say anything." 2d finally opened his eyes and smiled at Murdoc.

"Well, you also can't expect me to act like there's nothing between us, because I've claimed you as mine and people need to know."

"Everyone already knows I'm yours, but do they need to know you're gay? I swear, gossip girl doesn't get paid enough to deal with your bullshit." 2d joked.

"She doesn't get paid at all!" Murdoc exclaimed making both of them laugh. Once they calmed down, 2d looked over at Murdoc.

"I'm not different, y'know?" He stated calmly yet still quite seriously.

"Huh?"

"I might be into guys, but I'm still the same person... I don't think many people realise that... That's why it's so scary to, y'know, tell people."

"Dents..." Murdoc mumbled in disbelief. "That's fucking deep. Come here, you fag." He pulled 2d towards himself so that 2d was resting on him and Murdoc's hand was around 2d. "You don't have to think about that kind of shit. As long as I'm here you've got nothing to worry about." He smiled warmly at 2d before giving him a kiss on the head.

"Thank you Mudz..." 2d mumbled back in response. "I really do love you."

In that moment Murdoc buried his head in 2d's hair and thought about how great it felt to have somebody who's always there for you, no matter what. Somebody that doesn't care about what you did in the past or what others think of you, but loves you for who you truly are. It would be horrible to be alone and...

"You know, 2d? There always should be someone you really really love." Murdoc sighed. "Hey, sounds like a good song lyric, doesn't it?"

"Probably because it is a song lyric." 2d laughed. "There's already a song about it."

"Really? Ah, what a shame. Could've made us famous." Murdoc joked, making 2d grin.

"In your dreams, heh." 2d stuck his tongue out adorably, but he did absolutely agree with this statement.

- - -

"Listen, Noodle." Russel addressed the younger girl as they walked to lesson. "I understand that you're weirdly attracted to gayness, but I hope you know that what those two are doing is wrong." Noodle blinked at him a few times. "It's wrong to treat a living human being as a possession. This isn't love, and it's extremely unhealthy."

"I know..." Noodle looked down. "But they like each other! Murdoc is a bit mean, but if they wanted to they could make this work."

"Ugh. This is messing with my head!" Russel groaned. "You're right, they do like each other, but I just don't understand why Murdoc would be two timing the singer???"

"I dunno." Noodle shrugged. Russel was overthinking things again.

"What if 2d has a crush on him and Murdoc's knows about it, but he doesn't like him back. So he's just leading him on?"

"But wouldn't Touchie know that Murdoc likes the singer?" Noodle asked.

"No. Remember? Murdoc told us not to tell 2d." Russel reminded. "Man, this is so messed up..."

- - -

The next day, on Friday lunch, Russel had a plan forming in his head to find out more about this alleged relationship between Murdoc and 2d.

"So, uh, 2d?" Russel asked, catching the attention of the blue boy, who was previously playing with a stray strap on the sleeve of Murdoc's leather jacket. Seeing as Murdoc wasn't interfering, 2d decided to reply, although he secretly hoped that Murdoc would say something like 'you can't talk to him because he's mine.' Mostly because 2d didn't feel comfortable around the other two yet.

Russel noticed this, that 2d checked with Murdoc if he was allowed to speak before every time he got involved in a conversation, and it annoyed him.

"Y-Yeah?" 2d answered, still clinging onto Murdoc's sleeve.

"Did you know that Murdoc's gay?" Murdoc nearly chocked on air.

"Excuse me???" He enquired, not knowing where this conversation was going.

"Well, technically he's bi." 2d calmly replied, surprising everyone.

So he does know that Murdoc's into guys, and it looks like he already knows much more than we do. Russel thought. I shouldn't be surprised since Murdoc claims they're close friends, but that still brings up the question of why we can't tell 2d about Murdoc liking the singer...

"Are you gay?" Russel asked, startling 2d. "Oh, sorr-"

"Is there something wrong with that..?" 2d quietly asked.

"No, of course not." Murdoc immediately replied. "Don't listen to them."

"Hey, don't make us look like the bad guys. I never implied that there's something wrong with being gay, I was just asking!" Russel huffed.

Fucking hell. He thought. If I'm not careful he's going to turn 2d completely against us, and then we'll never get to talk to him. Shit, Murdoc's really good at getting something he wants. Although it feels like 2d doesn't really like the kind of person Murdoc is, it looks like he's way too attached to his 'soft side' to ever abandon him. I can't believe I'm saying that Murdoc has a soft side, but just look at how quickly he started defending him. Murdoc knows exactly what to say to make 2d feel the way he wants him to. He doesn't even need to use force with a puppet as easy to manipulate as 2d.

"I'm not really gay..." 2d continued speaking. "But I do like Murdoc-."

"You do??" Murdoc suddenly cut in, making 2d realise what he just said. Russel and Noodle were sitting dumbfound with wide eyes. 2d gasped.

"No! I- I- I didn't mean to- uh, I -I don't like- I mean-!" 2d started whimpering.

"Who's not being discreet now?" Murdoc whispered.

"Ugh-!" 2d brought his knees to his chest and hid his head in them, close to a break down. Murdoc sighed, it was up to him to get them out of this ditch.

"What 2d meant to say, was that he was straight, up until he met me." Russel and Noodle blinked at him. "I was the one who introduced him to the idea that it's alright to do things with a guy. When he said that he likes me, he meant that he doesn't mind doing things with me. I'm bi, so I'm perfectly fine with doing things with guys, and over time 2d got comfortable with that. That's all."

"So..." Russel thought for a moment. "So what you're saying is that 2d didn't willingly get a crush on you, but your gayness infected him?"

"Oh, Satan! Just stop it! No, he's not just gay towards me, I'll have you know that he's got his eye on someone else." Murdoc crossed his arms.

"Mudz... this lie is going too far..." 2d mumbled, looking up at Murdoc from the corner of his eye.

"Shh, I've got this under control." Murdoc reassured, he was getting a bit frustrated. He didn't want Russel and Noodle to think that he was forcing 2d into a relationship, and his time was running out, it was Monday in two days!

"What did he say?" Russel asked, suspicious.

"Nothing. It doesn't matter." Murdoc sighed.

"Hmm." Russel gave him a weird look but ultimately let it slide. "So 2d, is it true?"

"Huh?" 2d looked up.

"Have you got your eye on anyone right now?" Both Russel and Noodle eagerly awaited the answer.

"Well..." 2d hesitated for a moment. He glanced at Murdoc, who was telling him to just roll with it. There was no harm. They'd find out on Monday anyway, right? "I do have an unofficial boyfriend..." He looked down in embarrassment.

"Really?? Who??" Russel and Noodle both popped up at the same time. 2d jumped.

"I-Isn't that kind of a personal question?" He wedged himself into Murdoc, clearly indicating that he didn't want to be part of this anymore.

"Yeah, it is." Murdoc commented as he pet 2d's hair. "Stop bothering him, he's had enough questioning for today." 2d smiled, realising something. He's not being possessive, he's being overprotective!!

"I guess we'll continue this tomorrow, then." Russel sighed.

"Tomorrow's Saturday, dumbass." Murdoc rolled his eyes, making both Noodle and 2d giggle. 2d rested his head on Murdoc's shoulder. "Are you ready to meet the singer on Monday?"

"Definitely!" Noodle cheered.

"By the way." Russel asked. "Why doesn't he ever sit with you guys at lunch?" 2d and Murdoc just started sniggering. "What? Did I say something wrong?"

"No, Russ." Murdoc smirked. "You'll just have to wait to find out on Monday."

Ohhhhhh you're going to hate me next chapter.

Anyway!

We (me and my 6yo brother) were listening to Clint Eastwood in the car, and Del said "finally, someone let me out of my cage."

And my brother was aware that the new album was out and new lore was being released, so he said

"*gasp*! We're finally gonna find out who let him out of the cage!"

Honestly that's the real question 😂

Who cares what happened to Mudz and Noodz in the mountains, no, the most important question is who let Del out of his cage???

Also, why the fuck are foreign ladybugs attacking Britain? Wtf America and Asia? Take them back we don't want them. THEY'RE EATING OUR NATIVE LADYBUGS AND BITING HUMANS.

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/std-ladybirds-united-kingdom-harlequin-15263113.amp

Not ok bro.