"Why do you still keep denying you're both gay?" 2d's mom's voice broke their kiss. She stood in the doorway of the living room, behind the couch. She didn't get an immediate reply, as the two boys needed to catch their breaths first.

"W-We're not..." 2d spoke up first. His mother sighed. She wasn't angry, but she also wasn't blind; she knew how relationships work and where this was headed.

"Then why are you sitting on top of Murdoc and making out with him?" 2d blushed, but it wasn't as visible since he was already red.

"Am I not allowed to?" 2d answered with another question. "I just want to..." He looked down at Murdoc and they made eye contact. 2d's mother sighed, she was certain that if she stayed quiet they would forget that she was there and continue making out.

"Alright listen, I don't care what you two do as long as you're safe and there's consent from both sides." The two boys nodded, still stuck in each other's eyes. "One more thing, the moment I walk through those doors all the dirty business stops, understood?"

"Dirty business??" 2d looked up, flustered by the idea of hearing something like that from his mother. "What are you on about?? All we ever do is kiss and cuddle!"

"Well... all I'm saying is that from where I'm standing I can't exactly see what's going on on the couch..." 2d's mother looked down at them with a smug look. "As far as I'm concerned, neither of you could be wearing trousers right now."

"Mooooom!" 2d protested, to which Murdoc chuckled. Conversations with 2d's mom could be very entertaining, better than anything he ever experienced with his own family. "Mudz!" 2d turned to him with a pout, but Murdoc just couldn't take him seriously. "This isn't funny!"

"Anyway." 2d's mom changed the topic, there was no point in arguing with them about their relationship. "Murdoc, are you coming over for Christmas dinner?"

"What?" Surprised, Murdoc slightly turned his head to look at her.

"Christmas dinner." She repeated herself. "On the 24th of December."

"Yeah, yeah, I know when that is, but why would you invite me?" Murdoc was genuinely confused. I swear she hates me... he thought. Does this mean that she's alright with me spending time with 2d??

"Well, I can see that you and Stuart have become very good friends, maybe even more than friends.." she added under her breath. "And I thought that this could be a good opportunity to introduce you to Stuart's father again. Your first impression wasn't too good..."

"Dad's coming home for Christmas??" 2d's face lit up; it was as if his father never took part in family holidays, which he did. "Awesome!" Murdoc's hands were still on 2d's body, feeling it move as he perked up. "Mudz, you've gotta come!"

2d's mother was keen on making this work. She knew that her son cared about his parents, but he also cared about Murdoc, and if he wanted their relationship to work out, he would need his father's approval. This wouldn't be easy, but she knew that she could make it work; she was going to live up to the title of "BeST MOM", which 2d gave her on a mug when he was about 8.

Currently she faced two problems; 2d's father accepting Murdoc, and Murdoc agreeing to attend the Christmas dinner. She was going to deal with 2d's father, and she knew that 2d could easily persuade Murdoc to come. From the looks of it, Murdoc wouldn't be able to say no to him.

"I'm sorry, but no..." Murdoc wearily answered. 2d looked at him with puppy dog eyes, it worked perfectly since 2d's eyes were black.

"But Mudz...."

"Why not?" 2d's mom spoke up. "Are you doing anything with your family?"

"No, I just don't think it's a good idea." Murdoc did his best not to look at 2d's face. 2d looked up at his mom sadly and she motioned for him to say something.

"Don't you want to spend time with me...?" 2d uttered sadly. Murdoc glanced at 2d and then away again.

"It's not that, it's going to be awkward. Besides, your dad hates me." Murdoc tried to explain himself.

"I used to hate you too." 2d's mom leaned on the door frame. "But then I realised how happy Stuart is because of you. It won't hurt to meet him again."

"Sorry, but it's still a no." Murdoc stated. 2d looked down, he knew that it was a bad idea for these two to meet. His mom's plan was failing.

"Then at least the first day of Christmas." She insisted.

"I don't think so..." Murdoc turned back to 2d, requesting eye contact, which he got. 2d's mom sighed in frustration.

"Come on, don't you two want to spend some time together on Christmas??" They looked at each other sadly. "I'll deal with Stuart's father so you can just hang out upstairs. Plus it's not like your family celebrates Christmas, right?"

"I'm a satanist, so is my father." Murdoc said through a sigh. 2d's mom seemed to be taken aback by this.

"I will have no son of mine dating a satanist!" Her voice was strong and confident, although she knew that her words had no impact on their relationship. Murdoc chuckled darkly, his voice low.

"Don't worry, I won't try to convert him; I like how innocent he is~" He grinned, making 2d blush. In that moment an idea sprung into 2d's head.

"Ok. So I understand that you're coming over on Christmas Day?" His mother asked once again.

"Well..." Murdoc started, but was interrupted by 2d.

"Yes!" He burst out. "Yes, he's definitely gonna come over!" Murdoc looked at 2d with surprise.

"I am...?" 2d looked down at him, grinning. He had a great idea in his mind.

"Yes! You are!" Murdoc decided not to argue, and 2d's mom took this opportunity to escape.

"Well, that's sorted. I'm going to go up to my room, don't fuck while I'm in the house." And she ran for it. 2d seemed momentarily disgusted, to which Murdoc smirked.

"I can't believe she said that..." 2d stated in disbelief.

"Yeah, I know right." Murdoc's hands started traveling 2d's body again, his voice was mischievous. "I guess we're just going to have to wait for her to leave so we can fuck."

"Murdoc!" 2d stared at him with wide eyes, tightly clutching his shoulders.

"I'm just kidding." Murdoc chuckled, suddenly feeling a lot of lust. He tried to suppress it, but just looking at 2d's face... Murdoc's hand tangled itself in 2d's blue hair, suddenly pulling his face closer and forcing him into kiss. After a moment they pulled away. 2d looked at him, thinking; it looked like he wanted to say something, but was hesitating. "Sorry..."

"What was that for..?" Murdoc's hand was still rested at the back of 2d's head, ready to pull him back into the kiss at any moment.

"I just felt like it... you can't sit on top of me and expect me to not want to kiss you." 2d smiled warmly, glad that Murdoc was attracted to him, and leaned in for a chaste kiss. "Anyway," Murdoc continued speaking, stopping himself from sticking his tongue inside 2d again. He wanted to have this conversation before he forgot what he was going to say. "Why do you want me to come over so badly?" 2d grinned.

"I simply thought of the BEST Christmas present to get you, so you've got to come!" 2d looked like an excited puppy, who Murdoc just couldn't resist. 2d liked this, it gave him a sense of power which he never felt before. He had the power to make Murdoc go crazy because of how cute he was, he didn't care that this would result in Murdoc pinning him down against something and doing whatever he wants to him.

"Christmas present?" Murdoc seemed surprised. "So that means I've got to get you something too, right?"

"You don't have to. I just want to get you something." 2d smiled.

"Fine..." Murdoc sighed, slightly frustrated. Where could he possibly find a present that was perfect enough for 2d?! He looked down at 2d's lips, thinking, but all that did was cause 2d to lean in and kiss him.

Eh, whatever! Murdoc thought. I'll worry about that later, I've got better things to do right now! And with that Murdoc pressed 2d's face closer, and they started making out. 2d melted onto him, completely giving himself up to the man below him; his muscles relaxed as he leaned his whole body weight on Murdoc. He could feel their groins pressing against each other, but he didn't mind.

Little moans and groans were released into the the kiss, and soon both their bodies started moving again. Grinding into each other, the situation got so hot that neither of them truly realised how turned on they were until 2d got off of Murdoc. 2d blushed, and Murdoc didn't know what to do. At least both of them were turned on, so it wasn't as awkward as if only one of them was...

They ended up cuddling under a blanket and watching tv for the rest of the day. <3

I have so many things to say right now...

1) I hate exams

2) relationships are great

3) hail Satan for autocorrect

4) pineapple on pizza is a no-no.

5) yes, I know I'm very behind with this fic

6) I think I'm going to start making the chapters slightly longer