"Hey Murdoc." 2d spoke up. They were sitting in the car on their way home, Murdoc was still pouting. The car stood in front of a zebra crossing. They were waiting for the children to finish crossing the road, while the lollipop man (crossing guard) was stomping his pole around in front of the cars, yelling something along the lines of 'YOU SHALL NOT PASS'.

"What is it, you little piece of shit?" Murdoc glared at the lollipop man impatiently.

"Stop it." 2d turned to him, annoyed. "You already called me that like 30 times, that's enough. If you really wanted to be gay with me then you shouldn't have gotten me grounded." Murdoc turned to him, slightly offended.

"I am not gay." He stated. "I'm straight." 2d raised an eyebrow and looked at him disapprovingly.

"Murdoc you're about as straight as a circle." He sniggered and turned back to the road.

"Am not!" Murdoc glared at him.

"Are too!" 2d grinned. Murdoc rolled his eyes and slumped back in his seat, looking forward again. He looked over at the lollipop man and got frustrated.

"Fucking run him over already so we can go home and I can fuck you!" He burst out. 2d looked at him, taken aback.

"Murdoc." He addressed him seriously. "We're not fucking. I'm grounded."

"So what?" Murdoc looked at him calmly. "Your mom's not home, she won't know."

"Yes she will! She always does!"

"How?" Murdoc didn't find his points valid.

"W-Well, for example, there are always two tea cups by the sink."

"Then we won't leave behind any extra tableware." Murdoc shrugged.

"N-No!" 2d seemed to slightly panic, not by the idea of Murdoc fucking him, but by the idea of his mom finding out that he didn't listen to her. "Even if we don't leave behind any traces, the house will still smell like you, I'll smell like you!" Murdoc looked at him, trying to think of a valid argument against that. "If she finds out you came over," 2d continued. "I'll be grounded for even longer."

"Ugh, whatever." Murdoc turned back to the road. 2d did the same with a sigh. Soon the lollipop man left, and they were free to drive home. 2d went to his house while Murdoc took the car and drove back to his own hell hole.

- - -

2d spent his evening in front of the tv, contemplating if it was a good idea to tempt the devil by agreeing to fuck Murdoc. Hours passed and soon his mother returned home.

"Stuart! I'm home!" She yelled out. She always used this phrase when entering the house after work. The only times she didn't was when she was sure her son was asleep, or was paranoid about something else being in the house and didn't want it to find out about her presence.

"Hi mom!" 2d chirped from the living room. He got up from the couch and walked to greet his mother with a smile.

"What's gotten you into such a good mood, kid?" She asked, smiling back. As the days passed her son was getting less miserable and more joyous.

"I gave Murdoc a hickey today!" The blue haired boy grinned at her, proud of himself. Yet his smile slowly faded as he saw his mother's frown. "N-not here!" He stammered, not wanting his mother to think he ignored being grounded and allowed Murdoc into the house. "A-At school!" This statement only seemed to make her glare more.

"I thought you were supposed to go to school to learn, not to give Murdoc hickeys." She scowled.

"I-I do..." 2d tried to explain himself. "I-It happened at lunch..." He looked down and sighed. "I better just go to sleep now..."

"Yeah, you better." His mother sighed as she watched him walk up the stairs in defeat. Does he realise how gay they're acting? She thought. More importantly, are they serious about this? Or are they just messing around? Because from what I can see this has been happening for a while now. Weird... Stuart's never shown signs of being gay before... Murdoc sure has a big influence on his life... I just hope it all works out well...

- - -

The next day in school Murdoc walked around with his chest out and his head raised up, proudly showing off his new hickey. All the while 2d followed him with his head down, embarrassed.

"Murdoc..." 2d addressed the other boy, quite irritated. It was obvious that he was bothered by the way Murdoc acted.

"What? Unlike you, I'm not ashamed of my hickeys." He glanced over at 2d and decided to address the elephant in the room, since for once they were alone in the corridor. He spoke quieter. "Besides, it's not like they'll know who we're getting those hickeys from. They probably think it's some bird, or something." 2d sighed and rubbed the back of his neck.

"Yeah... I guess you're right..."

- - -

As lunch rolled about, people started flooding into the canteen. 2d sat on top of Murdoc in the same position as usual. They were in their spot by the haunted staircase again, away from all the pesky humans. Both on their phones.

2d found an interesting article about the friend zone and decided to read it.

Putting a boy into the friend zone might not be as easy as it seems, girls. Especially that you can't just walk up to him, bop him on the nose and cheer out "you've been friend zoned!"

2d found this curious. I wonder... he thought. Would it work with Murdoc...? He keeps telling me not to friend zone him, but it's not like he actually wants to have a real relationship with me, right?

"Hey Murdoc..." 2d looked up at him.

"Yeah?" Murdoc tried to look down, but before he could he found 2d's finger on his nose.

"Boop!" The bluenette smiled.

"What...?" Murdoc was confused. 2d took his hand away.

"You've been friend zoned!" He grinned. Murdoc quickly wiped that grin off his face by grabbing him sternly by the jaw and demanding eye contact. 2d appeared scared, and begun regretting ever saying anything. Murdoc glared at him.

"I think the fuck not." Before 2d knew it, his face was pulled in for a harsh long kiss. Although at first he was shocked and hurting from Murdoc's strong grip on his face, he soon closed his eyes and started enjoying the kiss.

I'll give you the rest of this scene in the next update.

Btw I finally figured it out:
Murdoc is a yandere and 2d is a tsundere